Terrific Tuesday With Troubles

Twoday is terrific Tuesday at TROUBLES DOUBLES DINER. EVERY TUESDAY guests can have a $2 bargain price if they Order before 2p.m. 2 times Totally terrific. Definitely DELICIOUS DAZZLINGLY DELECTABLE IS that suspicious? I said to the waitress TWINIQUE I'd like to order a meal. A CHEESE OMELETTE AND 2 CRAB CAKES. MAKE IT A DOUBLE if it's not to much trouble. On second thought let me have an eggnog SHAKE TWO. I'D LIKE one meal two eat here and the Second meal to take out. That's Two orders of the same dish. Did I FAULTER? I'M TWO TIRED. I Heard the food here Is twice as good as all the other joints. Twinique turned to leave and I told her "Make it quick and quiet, please. I observed the place and realized I was one Of two customers in the establishment. She turned to leave and I stopped her a Second time two ask her for 2 pints of water While I waited. The winds were whipping at the door. Is that a twister? Are they sisters? I wondered As two women entered. Then 2 minutes later There were 2 men entering hmmm identical twins? I Mused. Oh, yes. And I two have a brother we are Fraternal twins. Of course!! The two women left, if you're guessing, you may be Guessing right. They were TWINS. 2 sets of twins. My LUNCH ARRIVED 22 minutes later. I rapidly fed my face, with a ravenous appetite. She wrapped the second order to go. I told her I wanted two double surprise ice creams both Laced with 2 bananas apiece. I'm much much two impatient. Wrap those to go, Thank you. The two bags were set on the counter 2 minutes later I took a cab back two My 2nd floor apartment at 22 twin state on second avenue, apartment 2B