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Ted's No Longer Got Brewer's Droop

A Viagra was dropped in Ted’s beer
His impotence was Sue’s biggest fear
It sure did the biz
And gave him some whizz...
Sue’s expecting a baby next year!

(Of course medication and alcohol do not really mix) 

5/21/18

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Lindsay Laurie June 3, 2018 at 6:47 PM Hello Jan … that bloody Viagra has a lot to answer for - great grandpa's becoming father's again - another grinner from you Jan - Lindsay Jan Allison June 4, 2018 at 5:44 AM Thanks Lindsay I did have fun with this poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Christopher Flaherty May 24, 2018 at 4:13 PM I hope Ted is the lucky Father Otherwise the Viagra will soon loose its fizz and this hole saga becomes a nasty bizz. Cheers Jan can you read my poem Discovery please I hope it agrees Jan Allison May 24, 2018 at 4:16 PM Thanks Chris I will drop by:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper May 22, 2018 at 3:48 PM :) great Jan Allison May 24, 2018 at 4:16 PM Thanks Eve:-) hugs Jan xx

Mike Gentile May 22, 2018 at 8:36 AM Just when I thought you reached the top, You topped yourself again. Keep it up (pun intended !!!) Jan Allison May 24, 2018 at 4:15 PM lol Mike:-) hugs Jan xx

Constance La France May 22, 2018 at 7:29 AM Jan, oh limerick queen, you did it again ~ Jan Allison May 24, 2018 at 4:15 PM hee hee:-) hugs Jan xx

Lyric Man May 21, 2018 at 8:03 PM Hehehe!! Jan Allison May 22, 2018 at 2:26 AM Thanks Chance:-) Hope you got my soup mail:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues May 21, 2018 at 7:13 PM LOL! Kim Rodrigues May 24, 2018 at 5:52 AM I see you added some pics...lol Jan Allison May 22, 2018 at 2:25 AM Thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan xx

Afolabi Muideen May 21, 2018 at 6:13 PM Thank you soo much for visiting my place. You are greatly appreciated. However, I am really doing well. And for the gem you yours. You penned it beautifully! Jan Allison May 22, 2018 at 2:23 AM Thanks Afolabi:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich May 21, 2018 at 3:31 PM haha. Loved the picture too, clever lady. Jan Allison May 21, 2018 at 3:41 PM I'll send you the pic I wanted to post but the poetry police may object and i don't want to lose y poetic licence lol:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen May 21, 2018 at 2:17 PM - :))) ....... poor dog :))) ... and poor Sue :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison May 21, 2018 at 2:18 PM ha ha ha:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham May 21, 2018 at 1:10 PM Haha Jan,a gem,roll on the sleepless nights. Tom Jan Allison May 22, 2018 at 2:30 AM I posted it Anne-Lise lol:-) hugs Jan xx Anne-Lise Andresen May 21, 2018 at 2:18 PM ........ would like to see that picture :))) Jan Allison May 21, 2018 at 1:14 PM ha ha ha I couldn't post the pic I really wanted to post with the poem lol:-) hugs jan xx