Teacher's Pet

Stacy Applebean, every teacher's pet
Without a doubt, straight A's she'd always get
  Hated and unpopular
  Her yearbook summarized her
'Rotten Apple,' her lasting sobriquet
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Laurie Avatar
May 8, 2020 at 12:22 AM
G'day Gershon … success never really wins too many friends. A fine limerick indeed Gershon - Lindsay
Wolf Avatar
May 8, 2020 at 3:15 PM
Kind of like Donald Trump, eh? Think anyone will show up to his funeral? --Somber thought...
Brul Avatar
May 6, 2020 at 9:09 PM
And by being teachers"s favorite I must say," An Applebean a day keeps classmates away." Wonderful limerick!
Wolf Avatar
May 7, 2020 at 9:34 AM
ha, ha! Nice one-liner there, JCB. Thanks for the chuckle. ~ Gershon
Dietrich Avatar
May 6, 2020 at 3:57 PM
ha! Good one, Gershon
Wolf Avatar
May 6, 2020 at 7:05 PM
Thanks, Andrea! :) gw
Krutsinger Avatar
May 6, 2020 at 6:12 AM
Love her name and nothing else about her. Ha!
Wolf Avatar
May 6, 2020 at 2:49 PM
Almost named her Joanna Appleseed, but ---nah!
Chutani Avatar
May 6, 2020 at 12:50 AM
Apple pie of teachers. Fun reading your limericks. Best.
Wolf Avatar
May 6, 2020 at 2:48 PM
She's a real apple-polisher, Mohan. Thanks! :) gw
Buehler Avatar
May 5, 2020 at 11:07 PM
At least the teacher liked her. I love your limericks, Gershon. Best of wishes. :=)
Wolf Avatar
May 6, 2020 at 2:48 PM
Thank you so much Evelyn. :) gw
Kauffman Avatar
May 5, 2020 at 10:39 PM
Apple core - Baltimore - who's your friend? She's probably the president of the Apple Growers! Nice work, Gershon - very fun!
Wolf Avatar
May 6, 2020 at 2:47 PM
OK...
Cunningham Avatar
May 5, 2020 at 10:29 PM
She'll have the last laugh when she becomes the managing director of Apple, ( groan).
Wolf Avatar
May 6, 2020 at 2:47 PM
Very good, Tom. Maybe you should try a limerick or two. lol... Looking forward to your next batch, chef!
Faulkner Avatar
May 5, 2020 at 10:21 PM
I bet she was the apple of her teacher's eye!
Wolf Avatar
May 6, 2020 at 2:46 PM
Either the apple of her teacher's eye -- or a can of worms!
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