Talking In My Sleep

I am known to talk in my sleep
Instead of counting little sheep
I giggle and I laugh out loud
You’d think that I was in a crowd

The laughing might jolt me awake
I need my sleep, for heaven’s sake
But I expound on some grammar rule
And yell at students in some school

Last night I laughed so hard I ached
Got told off by my grumpy mate
From the bedroom I was banished
My hope of getting Zsss just vanished

Can’t help it if I talk at night
Much like I do during daylight
I guess the poor guy needs a break
To alleviate his poor headache

I wonder sometimes what I say
Do I give some secret away?
What if I moan someone’s name?
Asking him to be wild not tame?

Oh dear, oh dear, I need to find
Someway to close this mouth of mine
Or else my laughter will turn to tears
And I’ll be alone through coming years!

Eileen Manassian Ghali
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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Lamoureux Avatar
March 21, 2013 at 8:33 AM
Good morning Eileen. I hope your day is filled with sunshine.
Hicks Avatar
March 16, 2013 at 11:31 PM
This was really funny Eileen! I've been told by some people that I can be quite sporadic in my sleep... sometimes almost punching people in the face! One point my brother asked me while I was asleep what 2+2 equaled and I said 16... like what the heck? Quirky and different... I like it.
Manassian Avatar
March 17, 2013 at 1:02 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAH! Oh Timothy...I'm challenged when it comes to math! Might give that answer when I'm AWAKE! Well, I'm not THAT bad, but thank God for my trusty calculator! :) Take care...and try not to punch anyone's lights out!
Seal Avatar
March 14, 2013 at 5:31 PM
Very good Eileen, I relate to this, am same, am often elbowed with a what you laughing at know, is just so hard to say though, coz its norm to daft lol, Take care, Regards Richard
Manassian Avatar
March 17, 2013 at 1:05 PM
Glad to know I have a fellow sufferer here! ;) I don't know...I'd find it quite amusing. My friend suggest that hubby video tape me so I can have a laugh about it. A few nights ago...I just couldn't stop laughing! We are a special lot! :)
Fisher Avatar
March 14, 2013 at 1:55 PM
Such a funny story that's not always funny late night. Have you tried breathable duck tape? lol
Manassian Avatar
March 17, 2013 at 1:07 PM
OH MY...DUCK TAPE???? Or was that DUCT TAPE??? David....um...that might change the mood a little...and not really be conducive to sleep...if you catch my drift! ;)
Lamoureux Avatar
March 14, 2013 at 9:40 AM
my wife talks in her sleep but there is no chance she will be banished. This was fun.
Lamoureux Avatar
March 17, 2013 at 7:06 PM
*lol*
Manassian Avatar
March 17, 2013 at 1:01 PM
Oh, Richard! Good for you!!!!! I was sick as well, so...I just think the volume was beyond belief! Back in the bedroom and enjoying all the privileges of being there! ;)
Andresen Avatar
March 14, 2013 at 6:13 AM
You have much to say ....... day has 24 hours ..... Use all! - But be careful what you say when you sleep ...... lol. - Love it Eileen! (I'm talking also when I sleep, my husband is happy that we have more bed rooms) - Have a nice day. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)
Manassian Avatar
March 17, 2013 at 1:00 PM
;) So far...hubby just complains that I keep teaching class! Good grief...I guess my work is taking over my life! Thanks for the post, Anne Lise...you always bring a smile! It wasn't just the talking...I was sick and coughing and just being really obnoxious! I'm allowed back! ;)
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March 14, 2013 at 5:30 AM
hahaha, you are one funny gal!!! When the topic calls for serious, you're also damned serious. I love your versatility. A double 7 to you for a hearty laugh this morning. You go, Eileen :)
Manassian Avatar
March 14, 2013 at 5:41 AM
OOOOPPPPPSSSSS...sorry I got the spelling of your name wrong... Unforgivable, Delysia!
Manassian Avatar
March 14, 2013 at 5:40 AM
Thanks, Delsia! This is a serious matter! It happened last night! Am I losing my mind??? ;) At least I got a good laugh! Thanks for your interest in my work! Hugs! :)
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