Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Talking About Body Parts On a Bus

Was talking about body parts out loud on a bus
The reaction of passengers was utter disgust
There was shock on their mugs
They thought I was on drugs
Giggled out loud as their ears they did clutch


© Jack Ellison 2015






* Hey don't blame me... I just wake up in the morning and write 'em down! LOL

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Carol Eastman April 21, 2015 at 9:27 AM Oh Jack... Jack... Jack... Were you a bad boy and slipped away from your Cathie... Dragon does that to me too... Lately a Troll slip his strings and ended up in my trunk... such mayheim ensued... Called the written poetry account 'A Troll in My Trunk'...

Lindsay Laurie April 20, 2015 at 8:25 PM G'day young Jack... the way things are these days its a wonder you weren't asked if you had drugs to sell. See ya - Lindsay Jack Ellison April 20, 2015 at 8:36 PM LOL Hope the week ahead is a good one for you, my friend!!! Cheers, Jack

Anna Hopper April 20, 2015 at 1:20 PM Bahaha! These hilarious poems are just sitting in your head waiting to be written, aren't they? Jack Ellison April 20, 2015 at 2:39 PM YUP! Managed to hide from the guys in the white coats for years!!! LOL Wish me luck... big hugs, Anna!!! xxx

M. L. Kiser April 20, 2015 at 11:06 AM Interesting limerick. Jack Ellison April 20, 2015 at 11:16 AM Strange way of putting it! LOL xxx

Tim Smith April 20, 2015 at 8:33 AM My my I'm on the train right now....think I'll keep my trap shut....lol Jack Ellison April 20, 2015 at 8:44 AM Good thinking my friend!!! LOL

Kp Nunez April 20, 2015 at 6:32 AM Were you talking about exactly what parts?// Does it include the one that farts? Oh, forgive me, I'm sorry// Forgot for awhile I'm a lady//shouldn't talk about something so silly//Oh but it's so much fun// whether out or under the sun!// Lotsa hugs and smiles// to you Jack and Jiles//Oh no, it's Jill//alright, i'm sorry, so...chill!! Jack Ellison April 20, 2015 at 6:45 AM Kim, Kim, Kim... is that you??? You a lady, did you forget? Too much sun? LOL Love you dear Kimmie xxx

Judy Konos April 20, 2015 at 6:28 AM Sounds like you "wuz" drunk on the bus! Jack Ellison April 20, 2015 at 6:47 AM Never touch the stuff!!! LOL Well... maybe... okay, once in a while! LOL Just having some fun... love and big hugs, Jack xxx