Tairyfail

I went to the dairy, To fetch some milk for Mary, The farmer said, "You must be brain dead!" No milk for one so hairy!" Shaved myself clean, My face did gleem, Went back to see the farmer, That day he said, "Sorry, the cow's dead... But instead, MacDonalds made us burgers! I cringed in disgust, For I must, Admit I preferred Burger King... I went back home Where Mary split my dome.. As she cried, "I think you lied... You could'a brought some fries...!!" Now I eat alone, On an old cow bone, I cry for my mistake... Next time I'll know Where to go... I'll get chicken fried steak.