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Taboo

Among the clutter ‘neath my bed
I stashed a Playboy, filled with dread
Its dog-eared pages Mom would find
And holler, loud, how I’d go blind,

So home I’d race right after school,
Praying fate had not been cruel—
I flew like Hades to my room
And, on my knees, found I’d missed doom

For, up, she peered, her grin for me,
Chic Miss March of Seven-and-Three:
Green, doting eyes and chestnut hair,
Plus Playmate parts all pictured bare;

With baseball cards she spent each day
Then, late at night, emerged to play
And entertain with sights taboo
Until, with her, blasé I grew

And, thus, resorted to the mall,
All sweaty, antsy, but with gall
To purchase from a quaint bookstore
Stacked Miss May of Seventy-Four.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016




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Date: 12/14/2016 2:57:00 PM
This was hilarious David. Each stanza was funnier than the last and the ending was perfect.
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