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Swiss Chocolate

Chocolate is all that she wishes
She adores all that Swiss is
I brought her a box
But she quick changed the locks
Guess I’ll go sleep with the Mrs.

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Vijay Pandit

August 12, 2017 at 4:08 PM

Had a good laugh---well done!

Dean Wood

August 14, 2017 at 10:03 AM

Glad you enjoyed it Vijay!

Dan Cwiak

August 9, 2017 at 8:31 AM

Swiss can be things other than chocolate..."Cheez, do we have to tell you that by now?" LOL Wonderfully done, Dean.

Dean Wood

August 9, 2017 at 10:29 AM

hehe, got it now! Thanks, Dean

Holly Bohto

August 8, 2017 at 9:42 PM

I like the simplicity of sweet nothing's to write about in chocolates time poured into colored papers realignment..

Dean Wood

August 9, 2017 at 10:28 AM

Thanks for dropping by Holly!

Nette Onclaud

August 8, 2017 at 1:32 PM

the chocolates won; he didn't!..laughing all the way, dean.. good one.. huggs

Dean Wood

August 9, 2017 at 10:26 AM

Thank Nette!

Pashang Salehi

August 7, 2017 at 9:48 PM

LOL.... Cute ... very cute...

Dean Wood

August 9, 2017 at 10:26 AM

Thanks! I appreciate you stopping by. -- Dean

Andrea Dietrich

August 7, 2017 at 5:20 PM

hahaha. GREAT way to rhyme wishes!!! (too bad she will miss out on all that chocolate)

Dean Wood

August 7, 2017 at 5:37 PM

hehe, Oh, she took the chocolates, then locked him out!

Jan Allison

August 7, 2017 at 4:31 PM

guess the chocolates will last longer than a relationship lol great poem Dean:-) hugs

Lin Lane

August 7, 2017 at 3:04 PM

He'd better get another box and a dozen long stemmers if he has a conscious. haha Good and funny, Dean.

Dean Wood

August 7, 2017 at 3:06 PM

hehe, so true. Thanks Lin!

Heidi Sands

August 7, 2017 at 12:27 PM

Oh now, this makes me want some of that chocolate, Dean :) But I will share ..lol

Dean Wood

August 7, 2017 at 12:58 PM

hehe, sounds good!

Dale Gregory Cozart

August 7, 2017 at 12:21 PM

I love that last line!

Dean Wood

August 7, 2017 at 12:58 PM

I just couldn't stand to leave this buried in your comments. Chocolate needs to breath. Thanks again Dale, for the inspiration.

Russell Sivey

August 7, 2017 at 11:45 AM

She didn't even share, what an evil person to not share chocolate with another, Ha! I surely loved your write my friend! A very good limerick, aren't they fun to write? What a harmonious poem, said with the greatest of ease! Awesome Work!!

Dean Wood

August 7, 2017 at 11:48 AM

Thank you Russell. Glad you enjoyed it!