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Sweet Talkin' Romeo

He gave me a wink, trying to flirt with my heart and his box of chocolates looked simply divine He smiled like Cupid had hit him with a dart Then he asked me, "Darlin,' will you be mine?" I looked deep into his honeyed brown eyes and smiled back, saying, "Not a chance, Romeo." You don't fool me. I recognize your cheesy lies. I heard you like sweet talkin' other girls, Gigolo." "I'd like to tell you where to shove this candy. If you think I'd trust a womanizer, you're stupid. You're pathetic when you act macho and randy. I'd like to shoot an arrow at the butt of Cupid."

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Date: 2/14/2021 11:51:00 AM
I enjoyed your humorous poem, Jenna, I have know a few of these would be Romeo's who think they are God's gift to the world. I always enjoy seeing them get put in their place. Happy Valentine's Day my friend. Hugs.
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Jenna Logan
Date: 2/14/2021 4:51:00 PM
Thanks, John. I've been missing your comments, and hope you've had a great weekend. No Romeos for me. lol
Date: 2/14/2021 7:49:00 AM
Quite funny really. Cupid deserves that arrow. ~~
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Jenna Logan
Date: 2/14/2021 8:15:00 AM
Yes, he does, Victor, and he's lucky I only shot one! lol Thanks.
Date: 2/14/2021 7:34:00 AM
Lol! Jenna, That sweet talk Romeo will know next time; don't mess with Jenna! Best wishes in the contest. I enjoyed the read. Happy Valentine's Day:-) Alexis
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Jenna Logan
Date: 2/14/2021 7:40:00 AM
I hope it's a sweet day for you, Alexis. Thanks!
Date: 2/14/2021 7:14:00 AM
Lol, take the chocolate and run like hell. Happy valentines day Jenna Tom
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Jenna Logan
Date: 2/14/2021 7:33:00 AM
LOL Thanks, Tom. He might have injected them with a drug! Happy Valentine's Day to you and your sweetheart, too.
Date: 2/14/2021 6:27:00 AM
LOL Jenna. :)) Linda
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Jenna Logan
Date: 2/14/2021 7:32:00 AM
I'm happy to see it made you laugh. Thanks, Linda.

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