Swat

wire and plastic so fantastic probably the first real weapon we'll use wire attached to plastic mesh made specifically for flying pest yet rarely this rule is abused the fly swatter which is commonly known ironically shares it's name one an organation fighting crime the other it's plan to maim the fly is a creature that constantly annoys buzzing in our ears that incestant noise when it lands it lands on your face when your sleeping it's some other place then at dinner there's that one lone fly constantly circleing the table waiting to light just for a bite where to swat i am not able they know we're watching they know it's war they know about the swatter and what it's uesd for sometimes a tool sometimes a toy sometimes it's serious and sometimes it's enjoyed one fly can fly and hide a dozen swings or so it knows it's being hunted yet and still it refuses to go it's not a game it's a war i might kill hundreds outside on the porch the deadly device doesn't think twice about life or what it's getting no gun or sword could claim the lives the swatter claims by just hitting we have what we need to enjoy the hunt a clear concious agreed that death is a must a mission at the dinner table or sport on the porch the death of a fly is a good report a special weapon and tactic to be deployed wire and plastic from the annoyed