Swasticars!
Now, seriously, folks
we're taking it a bit too far
to call Elon Musk's
vehicles "Swasticars".
The brand-new Tesla SS
could be the fastest, fascist car, I guess,
and I know that what he says is spurious,
but that's no reason to make him fuhrerious.
With his advisors, he should've had a conference,
as he clearly did nazi the consequence
and the total, utter shock
of a serious drop in Tesla stock.
I know his stiff-arm gesture is in dispute,
but it was just an "innocent Roman salute".
Clearly, things have gotten really bizarre,
so let's stop deriding the Naz...
the guy who makes Swasticars.
Copyright © Jim Healey | Year Posted 2025
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