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Sugar In My Shower Nozzle

~ Reveille ~

  Put a little sugar in my shower nozzle
    Pour hot coffee on my towel
  If I ever finally wake up
    Will I ever howl ... 

  With my socks completely inside out
     and my shirt half-buttoned wrong
  Comes crashing the percussion of
     the morning's first loud gong ... 

  that summons me to breakfast
     cold tuna, day-old cheese
  I wash it down with Listerine
     How can I go wrong ...

  And now it's time for morning prayers
     which I mumble in Swahili
  Then back I go right up the stairs
     Another round of sleep ~ ideally

Copyright © Gershon Wolf | Year Posted 2023

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Marikate Kingston Date: 5/17/2023 8:01:00 PM You know you need more sleep when you find your coffee in the microwave at dinner time. How dis-come-bob-u-lated I am without sleep, like you as well. I feel your pain. Cold tuna and day old cheese? Sounds french to me. Maybe you're on to something. Merlot though please. Listerine.... yikes! Sweet dreams Sir Gershon. Snore away Login to Reply

Heidi Sands Date: 5/11/2023 1:44:00 PM Sounds like me, trying to focus today. Great title, yes! Funny. Another round of sleep for now :) Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 5/11/2023 6:50:00 PM Sleep consumes me these days -- except when I have insomnia. ~ Oddly Coupled

Terry Flood Date: 5/11/2023 11:46:00 AM Absolutely bonkers… for which reason, I love it. Have to say I’d have no problem with the cold tuna and cheese but you can keep the Listerine… yuk! Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 5/11/2023 6:44:00 PM No Listerine?! OK. Wash it down with a little Aqua-Velva then. lol. Thanks, Terry.

R J. Elless Date: 5/11/2023 4:13:00 AM I'll pass on that breakfast. I'm going back to sleep.Ha! Have a great day. Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 5/11/2023 6:40:00 PM Aw, gosh. The cheese might turn moldy if you don't eat it soon. lol. ... You have a great day too, R.J!

Shirley Hawkins Date: 5/10/2023 9:04:00 PM You're the cream in my coffee. Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 5/11/2023 6:39:00 PM Thank you m'lady. And you are the cherry on my ice cream sundae!

Kim Rodrigues Date: 5/10/2023 8:29:00 PM Love the title. Caught my attention. I have an aeropress (like a french press) to make my coffee. The other day I threw away my coffee and then told my grandson there was no more waffles then wait…there’s three…lol…needless to say I was still partly asleep. I’m not usually like that. Login to Reply Kim Rodrigues Date: 5/12/2023 8:23:00 AM Always making me laugh! I’m sure I’m just a liar that doesn’t want to admit that I do this more than I want to admit. Thanks, Gershon - proud nelly Gershon Wolf Date: 5/11/2023 6:29:00 PM Ha, ha! Thanks for sharing... btw, I AM usually like that: Throw the fork in the garbage, put the paper plate in with the dishes in the sink, and place the eggs gently in the freezer. ~ Dizzy Dumbkopf