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Sudden Death

Mary O'Sullivan
Right after Mass
Stepped out of the church
And as she walked passed
Father McGee, couldn't help see
That Mary was shedding a tear

Approaching Mary
With the kindest of hearts
He wasn't quiet sure, 
Where, he should start
The silents was broke, when McGee finally spoke
"What, is the problem, My Dear"

"Father forgive me
But late last night
My husband died sudden,
Right there in my sight"
McGee stood in shock, and barely could talk
Until he could work past the fear

"I know it's hard
But please do your best
Where there any last words 
Or final request" 
"Yes, 'PUT DOWN THAT GUN', while starting to run
But I'm not sure I heard him that clear"


Copyright © | Year Posted 2014




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Date: 8/17/2014 6:13:00 PM
love the humour, love the ending certainly made me smile this morning
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Date: 7/20/2014 12:47:00 PM
Cute one..Shoot the man one night and in church on Sunday..She was trying to get it right with God no doubt...Got a chuckle..Thanks for the visit to my page..Sara
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Date: 7/18/2014 7:45:00 AM
I really appreciate this type of humor, Jerry. I think I'll call it Jerrying. I love the twist at the end, my friend. Very well crafted, my friend.
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Robert Nehls
Date: 7/18/2014 2:35:00 PM
OK. J-ing it is.
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Jerry T Curtis
Date: 7/18/2014 1:51:00 PM
Could we just call it J-ing
Date: 7/17/2014 11:24:00 PM
Priceless! Still laughing!
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Jerry T Curtis
Date: 7/18/2014 1:52:00 PM
Thanks Steve
Date: 7/17/2014 8:46:00 AM
Jerry u r at ur best now,, great one !
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Jerry T Curtis
Date: 7/17/2014 6:24:00 PM
Thank U Doctor Upma
Date: 7/17/2014 6:32:00 AM
HAHAHA Jerry you are priceless! Hugs Jan xxx
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Jerry T Curtis
Date: 7/17/2014 6:40:00 AM
Thanks Jan, I like to start my day out, by being told I'm Priceless, cause by the end of the work day, I feel useless, Lol