Stripping For the Crown

Stripping For The Crown

Well, I sat back and thought about your contest
As silly as it may sound, I chuckled with a grin
A contest I desperately desire to win, 
Bribing the sponsor, with words - not money

Sadly, I sit on top of the popularity list, 
Not number one, just another number two, 
I want more, I need to explore
How to become a poetry contest wh0r3?
Casarah, this is for you!
Embrace yourself, as I rub my fingers all over my keyboard
I know just how to relieve you from too much poetry tension
First, I'll pull you in, undress a few moments and sentiments
Caress you with sweet sin, my adorable friend
I don't flirt, I don't kiss ass, but today on this poem, 
I will demote and express myself by chasing your pen
I promise to send kisses between each cheek, this week
Whisper words of sincere into your ears 
Forget about the making of men, how easily they drool 
It becomes cheap and gross watching them slobber like fools

What you need is a poetic Mistress, loving every move
Breathing and tasting every word you write
I remember meeting your first featured poem, 
SPRING never felt so incredible!
A fresh, beautiful flower among this community
Your words jumped inside my head, 
Seducing and sending shivers down my spine.
Casarah, your words feel so good I need to read more about you
Sometimes I wish I could rest in your poems forever,
Hurting with you, lost with you, especially in love with you

The toughest part about the soup is watching you believe 
Another poet slipping words, supposing you are their best, 
Those poets lack a friendly smile; wetting your spirit
With no stake, together they flock with low self-esteem,
Leading you away, from your original form and fame
Don't believe in every word they spray, 
slowly you have become 50 shades of gray
Don't mind me, I'm just trying to win and turn you on
--- THEY CAN'T HAVE YOU!
How will you learn how to dance?
When you keep wearing the wrong shoes!

They will never understand your desires, as I have 
In My Dreams, you will recover your Private Beach, 
Love Drugs, under The Sun you love so much
Like you, I am A Hunter In The Darkness, 
With a monstrous mirage, bleeding, bribing your soul
Casarah never has there been an A$$ worthy to kiss
Until now.... Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
If I can't take first place,  I'll settle with coming in second 
One thing I learned long ago, no one cares for number one 
But Number One! 
Every one seems to follow who almost came in first place 


By: SKAT

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 7/30/2021 12:46:00 AM
It is SO SO good to read this one again Skat, and you know what things on soup never change, I am smiling from ear to ear, , its so good to see this gem featured, miss you and PD on here, the soup is pretty stale at times. hugs to you both Jan xx
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Date: 7/29/2021 12:01:00 PM
Shameless ~ I absolutely loved it. Bravo ~ I was in much need of cheering up on this dreary day and you put a big smile on my face ~
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Date: 5/6/2017 8:04:00 AM
It made me smile to read this one again.
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Date: 10/18/2015 6:09:00 PM
Like a witch pot bubbling wicked, wicked, wicked but challenges the mind to think out of the box I like Skat
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Date: 10/17/2015 9:14:00 PM
Oh what a sneaky write but I love it and well worth the win! Congrats on this fantastic write Skat A!
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Date: 10/17/2015 1:22:00 AM
You brought it on, you naught hussy! I enjoyed every syllable. Congratulations ... CayCay (now we know, for future use: sex works, you don't have to do it, just promise it) ... CayCay
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Date: 10/15/2015 11:46:00 AM
Anytime U N.................. LINDY
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Date: 10/14/2015 2:28:00 PM
This seductive bribe deservedly sent you flying high to the top of the winners' list, Skat! How could Cas not succumb to such a desirous approach!:) Congratulations!! // paul
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Date: 10/14/2015 1:44:00 PM
Oooooh! This is mahvalous, Dahling! Love it sooo much - you outdid yourself! Congratulations and a 7 on your wonderful win! Pandita
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Date: 10/14/2015 8:51:00 AM
SKAT! Blushing, wiping my brow and smiling all the way through, and yes maybe a little drooling, too (how embarrassing).
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Date: 10/13/2015 7:34:00 PM
I'm at a loss for words SKAT. I have a sudden urge to sponsor a contest *lol*. Great job and congratulations!
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CayCay Jennings
Date: 10/17/2015 1:23:00 AM
Your comment is so funny that I have to say so, right here, right now ... I can't control myself. CayCay
Date: 10/13/2015 10:22:00 AM
SKAT, congrats on your first place. There is soooo much to say, but :-) .......George
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Date: 10/13/2015 3:58:00 AM
Excellent win! Skat.
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Date: 10/13/2015 3:25:00 AM
Skat, Skat, Skat. What a delicious word salad you delivered up for us all to enjoy. Seriously fun read. A super big congrats on your win. Really well done.
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Date: 10/13/2015 1:15:00 AM
Wow! Skat, this was such an over the top bribe. Congratulations on your win it was well deserved. :-) Alexis 7
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Date: 10/12/2015 11:09:00 PM
Congrats on ur awesome winning poetry Skat!
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Date: 10/12/2015 7:50:00 PM
Congrats on your win! Love, Balveen
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Date: 10/12/2015 6:25:00 PM
This was so much fun to read......omg......just the poetry contest whor3? question......had me rolling!! So funny !! Congrats to you..well done!
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Date: 10/12/2015 2:32:00 PM
Congratulations, Skat! Amazing and so creative! Hugs, Sandra
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Date: 10/12/2015 2:22:00 PM
It was hard to narrow down to one winner, this was awesome, thank you for the energy you put behind your words xx
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Date: 10/12/2015 2:18:00 PM
I guess I don't mind sharing number one. :) Thank you Casarah
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Date: 10/12/2015 2:17:00 PM
WOW you and Linda sure went head to head in this contest - great poem Skat I loved it - congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xxx
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Skat A
Date: 10/12/2015 2:20:00 PM
She kind of helped on my poem. LOL, then she used it against me. SO I just read.
Date: 9/28/2015 6:44:00 PM
(FOR CONTEST) I removed my original poem. I freestyled a new poem in its place. For the Lovely CaSarah....... SKAT
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Skat A
Date: 9/28/2015 8:59:00 PM
New Poem 9-28-2015
Date: 5/27/2015 6:46:00 PM
..... This poem needs work, sorry for the rude interruption, I will make changes during the summer, if you want to lend a hand please send soup mail to my inbox, I was beginner when I posted this poem..... HUGS SKAT. ...
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Skat A
Date: 9/28/2015 6:42:00 PM
I removed the original poem, placing it with a free verse call for a contest.
Date: 6/11/2014 7:27:00 PM
Hello kiddo what's up I decided to go back into your earily postings and see what there is to see. I liked this alot understand about the changing of dreams from one to another, believe me. But sometimes our regrets bake way for better things, I never thought I'd have so many children or settle down with my hubby. But beth us I think we did all right for ourselves. nice work here cheri
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