Striped Or Blotted Cat Contortonist

Is a striped cat a better contortionist than a blotted cat? I have no idea, so decide to compare the two groups. One problem. All of the blotted cats have run away. They heard about the experiment and feared measuring up. I guess you win, I tell the striped cats who stayed with me. The smallest striped cat stops eating Kibble to look up. The others keep eating, not caring about me or my research. The next time I do research, I will use dogs. At least they would sniff my crotch and sit on my lap.