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Strip Down

I went up, to the cashier With my bank card in my hand She said, "Strip down facing me" Something I'd misunderstand "Right now and here?", I asked her Modesty held me askew She said, "If you want service," "That is what you'll have to do!" The look on her face told me She'd not wait a minute more So I undid my trousers And they fell down to the floor! Then she rolled her eyes and said, Words much to my chagrin She said, "Strip down facing me," "Is how, your card go's in!

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Date: 8/30/2019 4:16:00 PM
That's the funniest thing I ever saw... .poem I mean
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Pat Adams
Date: 8/30/2019 5:30:00 PM
Well thank you very much Jean. I appreciate that!.....pat
Date: 8/30/2019 5:33:00 AM
so lovely to see this featured on the home page, I do love this witty poem Pat:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 8/30/2019 8:03:00 AM
Thanks again Jan. I hope you have a great day!.....pat
Date: 8/30/2019 2:38:00 AM
Haha... love this.. hehe... Ann
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Date: 8/30/2019 7:51:00 AM
Well I love getting a hehe from a sheshe or a himhim for that matter. Thanks for commenting (and heheing too!)....pat
Date: 8/29/2019 9:40:00 PM
Glad yours was a featured poem right on the home page. I'm still finding my way around, and I'm thrilled to know where the party's at ;)
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Date: 8/30/2019 7:50:00 AM
Great way to put it. Have you ever thought about being a poet? Wait, oh never mind! Thanks for commenting!!.....80)
Date: 8/29/2019 10:40:00 AM
Hilarious! I get this and I had to laugh.
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Date: 8/29/2019 4:16:00 PM
Thank you Caren. That means a lot from a long time poet as yourself................pat
Date: 8/29/2019 10:20:00 AM
Very funny, Pat! So clever!
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Pat Adams
Date: 8/29/2019 4:15:00 PM
Thanks Ilene. I guess I have a funny bone, or two!...pat
Date: 7/18/2019 6:13:00 PM
Just another day at the office. Ho-hum. Hilarious, Pat. Best wishes, gw
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Pat Adams
Date: 7/19/2019 4:31:00 PM
Seemed like an understandable misunderstanding to me!............80)
Date: 7/16/2019 3:25:00 PM
What I want to know is, what were you buying that was so important you 'striped down' for it?
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Pat Adams
Date: 7/16/2019 5:42:00 PM
In all honesty I'd probably strip down for anything. I have no shame!...............80)
Date: 7/11/2019 5:57:00 AM
Oh so witty I can just picture the scene Pat lol:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 7/11/2019 9:16:00 AM
Thanks Jan. Sometimes you just have to roll with it!...........80}
Date: 7/10/2019 8:41:00 PM
G'day Pat … the modern jargon is peril to us oldies. What's the prison food like Pat? Lindsay
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Date: 7/11/2019 9:17:00 AM
All carbs dog!! I mean......uh......I got off! (Too small of an offense).......80(

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