Stop Fairytaling Me

I shall never fall in love with one who left her glass shoe Neither will I ask your hand just when the poisoned apple unchoke you. Never will I dare marry one who in ages has been sleeping Nor elope with a looong-haired damsel prisoned yet painting. For there can never be a sweet fairy godmother But mothers-in-law acting god and bitter! And you tell me we shall live happily ever after When you would not even taste that pumpkin in your platter? Stop staring by your window waiting for your armored knight He will not fetch you with his horse tainted white. And will you please stop thinking those birds sing songs for you Fairy tales are not meant for someone as unloving as you!