Still Trying To Rock
Rock concerts aren't what they were
On the bill was the "Backstreet Gramps"
Tickets selling for ten bucks a pop
If you want you can use food stamps!
One of the group yelled quite loudly,
"Are you ready to.....",then fell down
Helped up by a man dressed in white
"He yelled Rock!", but winced with a frown
Then another started coughing
Hacked one up, and shocked the front row
An old guy in front yelled, "Look out!"
And they all stampeded real slow
An old lady looking seductive
Between her teeth, held a red rose
But she coughed out her rose and teeth
And Maalox flew out of her nose
The lead singer bent to grab the rose
His back snapped, just before he fell
They had to refund the money
and of course the food stamps as well!
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