Janice Canerdy Poet Limerick

Steven and Mable Do Lunch--And More

Steven heard his hot neighbor’s unstable,
but he said, “Come for lunch today, Mable.”
Sexy words from her mouth
caused a stirring down south.
They enjoyed more than lunch on the table.


February 5, 2020
Contest: Your Best New Limerick
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin

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Anil Deo February 13, 2020 at 4:22 AM Glad the older folks do get around -- their hang ups, if one may put it politely. Yes, all power to those who have zest while there is life. Thx for sharing. Shalom Janice Canerdy February 13, 2020 at 9:19 AM Thank you, Anil. Janice

Krish Radhakrishna February 12, 2020 at 1:26 PM Great one! Very funny!! Janice Canerdy February 12, 2020 at 4:36 PM Thanks so much, Krish. Janice

Andrea Dietrich February 11, 2020 at 3:44 PM Excellent, Janice. such a well deserved win. Janice Canerdy February 12, 2020 at 4:37 PM Thanks so much, Andrea. Janice

Line Gauthier February 10, 2020 at 6:39 PM Back with congrats, Janice. Janice Canerdy February 10, 2020 at 9:33 PM Thanks so much, Line. Janice

Charles Messina February 10, 2020 at 4:44 PM LOL...this is really funny, Janice. Congratulations on your 3rd place win! Hugs Charlie Janice Canerdy February 10, 2020 at 9:34 PM Thanks so much, Charlie. Janice

Tania Kitchin February 10, 2020 at 2:29 PM Janice, congratulations on your podium placement with your funny limerick! Janice Canerdy February 10, 2020 at 2:43 PM Tania, this placement in your contest made my day! Thank you SO MUCH! Janice

Carolyn Devonshire February 10, 2020 at 1:35 PM Oh, that's a cute one, Janice. Poor Mable at the unstable table. Cool rhymes. Congratulations! Hugs, Carolyn Janice Canerdy February 10, 2020 at 2:44 PM Thanks so much, Carolyn. Janice

John Watt February 10, 2020 at 12:42 PM She must have been a real dish! Great limerick and congrats ~ John Janice Canerdy February 10, 2020 at 1:21 PM LOL! Thanks so much, John! Janice

Jan Allison February 10, 2020 at 12:07 PM Ha ha this is so funny Janice... I am guessing they got their desserts lol:-) many congratulations on your win :-) Hugs Jan xx Janice Canerdy February 10, 2020 at 12:12 PM Thanks so much, Jan! Janice

Gershon Wolf February 10, 2020 at 11:35 AM Naughty and nice. Janice. Congrats! :) Gershon Janice Canerdy February 10, 2020 at 12:13 PM Thanks so much, Gershon. Janice

Daniel Turner February 10, 2020 at 11:25 AM You know how much I loved this one, Janice. Congratulations on a top placement:) Janice Canerdy February 10, 2020 at 12:13 PM Thanks so much, Danny! Janice

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart February 6, 2020 at 7:28 AM Ha haa! Oh, bawdy. Love it!!!! xomo Janice Canerdy February 6, 2020 at 7:30 AM Thanks so much, Maureen. Janice

Vijay Pandit February 6, 2020 at 6:59 AM Some lunch that was! Great humor--fun read! Janice Canerdy February 6, 2020 at 7:31 AM Thanks so much, Vijay. Janice

Jenish Somadas February 6, 2020 at 12:12 AM lol.. Sweet Limerick.. Good luck in the contest Janice.. Janice Canerdy February 6, 2020 at 7:31 AM Thanks so much, Jenish. Janice

Daniel Turner February 5, 2020 at 11:28 PM Tell me Janice, what exactly were they doing? Huh??? I love your naughty sense of humor. lol Good luck! Daniel Turner February 6, 2020 at 7:51 AM One of my favorites! lol Janice Canerdy February 6, 2020 at 7:32 AM Thanks so much, Danny! They were playing Scrabble. :-) Janice

Line Gauthier February 5, 2020 at 9:36 PM As long as the table was stable. LOL Janice Canerdy February 5, 2020 at 11:02 PM Right! Thanks, Line. Janice