Stereotypes

Stereotypes


Black people all have rhythm and are good at basketball
   Not a single blond in the world has any brains at all
Englishmen have bad teeth and Mexicans are lazy
   And if you think the Dutch aren’t cheap, certainly you’re crazy

All Chinese are bad drivers, and hairdressers are gay
   Consensus is that Irishmen get plastered every day
Construction workers are all fat from eating too much dinner
   Korean people eat doggy meat trying to get thinner

All athletes have large muscles in between their ears
   Italians run the Mafia; at least it so appears
Jews don’t pay retail and they all have giant noses
   All teenagers are rebels, everyone supposes

All the French are rude, and Poles aren’t very bright
   And Hawaiians hit their surfboards long into the night
Asians all have high IQ’s, and Germans are efficient
   Nowhere is there a doctor whose judgment is deficient

All Arabs support terror, and Latins make great lovers
   All Navahos snort firewater underneath their covers
Every single homeless person’s on welfare ‘cause he’s needy
   And try to find a politician who isn’t mean and greedy

All people who are fat have a tendency to be jolly
   And women are bad drivers; you can count on it by golly
Lawyers are out to cheat you, as a rule of thumb
   But most of all, don’t you think that stereotypes are dumb
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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King Avatar
June 20, 2017 at 5:30 PM
Thanks for the humorous read. I love it.
Leong Avatar
June 20, 2017 at 12:58 PM
nice, humorous and blunt; a good read, just appreciating the rhymes and well placed shots. actually enjoyed myself for a minute; cheers!
Kimathi Avatar
June 20, 2017 at 7:01 AM
I really enjoyed your piece, Alan. It has a great message and flow of rhyme. Congrats for having your poem featured in the PoetrySoup homepage!!! ;-)
Jeyaseelan Avatar
June 20, 2017 at 3:46 AM
Hi Alan, it was great fun reading your poem and I was eagerly looking if there would be anything about us Indians.....just for fun. The ending of the poem is really nice.
Wood Avatar
May 30, 2017 at 5:15 PM
Another winner! Fun stuff Alan. Keep it up. - Dean
Green Avatar
May 30, 2017 at 11:24 AM
That was really funny. In the style of Don Rickles, I'm not prejudice, I make fun of everybody. :)
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