Steel Helmet

There were many ingenious things that helped win World War Two. Jeeps, Higgins Boats and Victory Ships just to name a few. Other things were vital such as radar, C-rations and wrenches, But the ungainly steel helmet won favor with guys in the trenches! Though the soldier always tried his best to look meticulous, That "pot" atop his head did make him look somewhat ridiculous! Designed to protect the head as directed by Army ukases, The enterprising American soldier found for it many other uses! It was used as a portable sink in which to wash and shave, And it came in handy as a bathtub for the occasional lave. It made a great laundry tub for the scrubbing of his drawers. (Heretofore, Mom took care of such mundane domestic chores!) Hunkering in his foxhole to evade the dreaded Grim Reaper, It became a useful shovel as he strove to dig a little deeper! On numerous occasions in it he was served his meager chow. It was used as a milk pail for milking an obliging cow! To rest his weary bones the helmet became a comfortable seat. For all-around utility this handy-dandy gadget couldn't be beat! Oh! And by the way it saved innumerable lives along the way, Since its sole intended purpose was to keep shot and shell at bay! Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired (© All Rights Reserved)