Star Trek 3 and a Half, the Wrath of Klingon Commander Kruge
STAR TREK REVIEW
Star Trek 2: Kirk has a grand battle with a villain from the original series. Spock
dies saving the ship and his body is deposited on the Genesis Planet where an
experimental technology creates life from nothing
Star Trek 3: Kirk returns to the Genesis Planet to retrieve Spock's resurrected
body. Commander Kruge, intercepts Enterprise wanting the power of the
Genesis Project for military purposes. Kirk's son, a Genesis scientist, is Killed
on the Genesis Planet by Kruge. After the destruction of Enterprise, Kirk kills
Kruge on the planet's surface and then takes over the Klingon ship
Star Trek 4: The returning mutineers are forced to go back
in time to find Humpback Whales to bring forward to the present time to save
Earth from a curious whale-loving alien race
Star Trek 5: The Enterprise is coerced to go on a mission to find "God", who
turns out to be just a minor deity pretending to be 'all that'
Star Trek Generations--Kirk dies in a desert region of some obscure planet
THE UNTOLD STORY........
Kirk never took into consideration that commander Kruge and Kirk's son, David,
were also killed on the life regenerating Genesis Planet. That's when Commander
Kruge, resurrected, young, fit and as handsome as any strapping Klingon youth
could hope to be, came storming back for revenge
AND NOW.........
STAR TREK 3 AND A HALF, THE WRATH OF KLINGON COMMANDER KRUGE
Klingon Bird of Prey
Cloaked and humming at warp speed
Like Tom Cruise with a swollen head
Feeling the Genesis invulnerability
The Enterprise unsuspecting
Decloaking, salvos away
Can you imagine how priceless the look
Kirk seeing Christopher Lloyd's exploded face?
Haha, Kirk. You criminal!!
I'll bet your eyes can't believe
You came back for you pointy-eared friend
Never once did you think about me
I killed your son once, Kirk
After Genesis, I killed him twice
Have you heard the Klingon expression
Killing three times isn't nice?
You thought that Khan was meddlesome
He's a pansy in my book
Because the best way to hurt you
That numbnuts overlooked
I'm going to let you live, Kirk
What Freudian karma you'll create!!!
And at the end of the day you'll know
There is only YOU to blame!!!
Have a whale of a time, good buddy!
Now I bid you adieu
Soon you are going to find out
That God is a bigger jerk than YOU!!!
You'll always be a victim Kirk
Creating your own grandiose plans
And you'll die like a red-shirt ensign
On some barren wasteland
MUWHAHAHA, MUWHAHAHA, MUWHAHAHA
Copyright © The Fringe | Year Posted 2011
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