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Squished Our Cat Flat

How about that just sat on our cat She screeched bloody murder, so sorry bout that Love this dear sweetie Made me all weepy With my hulking big body, I squished our cat flat © Jack Ellison 2015

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Laura Breidenthal

Date: 4/23/2015 9:39:00 PM

It happens! Hehe. Poor little Zoé! Always, Laura

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/23/2015 10:15:00 PM

I can go to bed happy now... what a way to end my day!!!!!!!!! Can't wipe the smile off my face! Sweet lady, I adore you! Big huggsies, Jacko xxx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 4/23/2015 8:06:00 PM

Haha. Good one, Jack!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/23/2015 8:50:00 PM

My wee pussy cat Zoé didn't think it was all that amusing!!! LOL Hugs, Jack xxx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 4/23/2015 7:52:00 PM

G'day young Jack... some would say you did it on purpose just to write a limerick about it... but I would never say that. Don't let that pen run out will you - Lindsay

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/23/2015 8:48:00 PM

You can't put one past this old fella! LOL I know your tricky repartee! Cheers, Jack

Carol Eastman

Date: 4/23/2015 1:33:00 PM

Ouch! I wouldn't worry... You were pulling out claws as tears made your eyes blurry... Your kitty is fine... Oh great master mind... It was only the tail stuck under your behind...

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/23/2015 2:42:00 PM

It's almost like you were here... I mean about the tail up my behind!!! LOL xxx

John Williams

Date: 4/23/2015 8:58:00 AM

Jack---what a well written limerick---made me laugh---keep up the great work----John

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/23/2015 10:39:00 AM

We seem to be on the same wave length, my friend!!! Have a good sleep!!!

Kp Nunez

Date: 4/23/2015 6:47:00 AM

Oh, another one on the cat! John Williams just did his! What's with today that people keep squishing their cats? :)

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/23/2015 7:38:00 AM

I apologized to John!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/23/2015 7:30:00 AM

Honest... it's purely coincidental!!! Have I ever lied to you before??? Huggsies, Santa Jack xxxx