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Sport For the Super Bowl Widows

While Super Bowl man fans are dipping
their chips in hot cheese and beer-sipping,
some wives go get thrills
where they’re dipping their bills
in the tight briefs of hot young men stripping.

'ALL YOURS (May 27)' Poetry Contest of Brian Strand

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Kim Merryman

May 28, 2021 at 2:39 PM

Those naughty wives! The men probably never knew they were gone - unless they ran out of snacks! Congrats on your win, Andrea! Blessings, Kim M

Carol Sunshine Brown

May 16, 2011 at 11:56 AM

Congratulations on your win in Royal's contest Andrea. Love,Carol

Tahera Mannan

May 10, 2011 at 9:08 PM

Many congrats dear friend for this super win. God Bless always.

Debbie Guzzi

May 10, 2011 at 4:56 PM

OK a limerick LOL had to get to yours before I found a limerick which was a limerick? certainly no haiku that are haiku, kinda disheartening YOU should have been number 1! Congrad's teach! Light & Love

Gwendolen Song

May 10, 2011 at 12:43 PM

Are u serious about this? Wow....the guys should just tape the game and hang out with you ladies instead. Rhyming in your limerick is right on the money! Congrats. Gwendolen

Dr.Ram Mehta

May 10, 2011 at 12:10 PM

Congratulations on the win in the contest of royal, Andrea

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

May 10, 2011 at 11:37 AM

Congrats Andrea on your super win in the Super Bowl contest.. a great one my friend..hope we have a season this year ..enjoy luv..

Royal Trevino

May 10, 2011 at 11:30 AM

A.D., Congrats! Thank you for supporting my contest. Sorry for the delay, baby on its way! :-) Have a wonderful day, luv =(^.^)= Royal

Kabuteng P.Ink K.

February 14, 2011 at 1:03 AM

hahaha-- goodness, sure seems like the widows are having more fun than the Super Bowl fans-- very witty & funny limerick, Andrea :) I hope this wins! :) -- gosh I fell asleep earlier so I better catch up a bit on comments then I have to go again...hope to catch you later--happy Valentine's sweetie :) hugs to you :)

Phyllis Babcock

February 13, 2011 at 2:01 PM

Whoa are we getting X-rated on the soup. ha ha Have a great day. Love phyl

James Fraser

February 13, 2011 at 6:05 AM

Oh my Andrea, and here's me thinking you were the quiet one. Ooo, ones true colours are shining through now, he he! Have a lovely Sunday Utah babe....:)

Robert Pettit

February 11, 2011 at 9:09 PM

Whoa! This poem is rated "R". I like it anyway.

Caribbean Seawolf

February 11, 2011 at 9:07 PM

And so your note to me brought me here... To find what you write... First a laugh.. then spilt my beer... Perfect start to a foggy night.

Dr.Ram Mehta

February 11, 2011 at 12:46 PM

Hahaha very hilarious approach to the super bowl Sunday, Andrea

Carolyn Devonshire

February 11, 2011 at 10:52 AM

Well, I guess that's one way sports widows can occupy their time. (But you know I love football.) The last line gave me a good laugh, Andrea. Best wishes in Royal's contest. Love, Carolyn

Kash Poet

February 11, 2011 at 10:25 AM

Hahaha.....Very funny!Goodluck in the contest-kashinath

Carrie Richards

February 11, 2011 at 8:23 AM

Whahoooo Andrea!!! How did you spend Super Sunday???????? LOL !!!

Jimmy Anderson

February 11, 2011 at 8:09 AM

Wow nice Limerick...good luck in the contest...Panthers are in Charlotte NC...Jimmy

Sara Kendrick

February 11, 2011 at 7:09 AM

Good luck in the contest with this great one...Something to do while the men stuff and yell..Reads like a winner to me..Sara

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

February 11, 2011 at 6:54 AM

YO HO this one is for real Andrea... know many wives and girlfriends who find other means of entertainment while hubbies and boyfriends are drooling over the game... good luck int he contest my friend... super cool write..luv..