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Speech Impediments, Moons and Spoons

There once was a girl from the south Who had a hard time with her mouth Boy with same issue said, (S)"poon!" She said, "Not poon! We say, "poon!" Correcting his speech without doubt.
To thin girl we constantly had to say, "Pull up your pants, the moon shines not in day!" She noticed my shirt, cut low... "Mrs.Crystol! Your buttcrack shows!" Sure enough, too much cleavage on display!
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Date: 4/8/2025 9:18:00 PM
Saying S was difficult for me to learn and it took me longer than other people took to learn. Now as an adult it is not too often that I have to think about saying that pesky S correctly, but that pesky word, "specific" is hard to say and it comes out Pacific. Congratulations on your win in my contest.
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Crystol Woods
Date: 4/9/2025 2:19:00 PM
Thank you! I have a hard time with"r" in things like world War, roar, etc. Xo
Date: 3/26/2025 1:37:00 AM
Cute Crystol!
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Crystol Woods
Date: 3/26/2025 7:35:00 AM
Thanks Karen! Xo
Date: 3/25/2025 5:40:00 PM
Many a buttcrack showing from a blouse..lol
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Crystol Woods
Date: 3/26/2025 7:34:00 AM
Heehee! Xo
Date: 3/25/2025 12:17:00 PM
Thanks for the shout out on both the soupmail and this poem. Gave me a chuckle.
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Crystol Woods
Date: 3/25/2025 1:21:00 PM
Oh I'm so glad! Xo
Date: 3/25/2025 11:42:00 AM
Dear Crystol, Your poem had me in stitches! Your wit and humor shine through every line, capturing the essence of those quirky kid moments we've shared. I love how you've mixed experiences into such delightful verses. Your talent for turning everyday situations into lighthearted poetry is truly special. Thank you for brightening my day with your words and reinforcing why our poetic friendship is so precious. Spring Blessings, My Dear Friend, Daniel
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Crystol Woods
Date: 3/25/2025 1:23:00 PM
You're the best poetic friend ever!;)<3 This was pretty difficult to tell my stories with such strict protocol but I think, I hope, the humor came through! Xoxo
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