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Light hearted poetry about Kids Sponsored by Miranda Hawley

Speech Impediments, Moons and Spoons

There once was a girl from the south Who had a hard time with her mouth Boy with same issue said, (S)"poon!" She said, "Not poon! We say, "poon!" Correcting his speech without doubt.
To thin girl we constantly had to say, "Pull up your pants, the moon shines not in day!" She noticed my shirt, cut low... "Mrs.Crystol! Your buttcrack shows!" Sure enough, too much cleavage on display!
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Hawley Avatar
April 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Saying S was difficult for me to learn and it took me longer than other people took to learn. Now as an adult it is not too often that I have to think about saying that pesky S correctly, but that pesky word, "specific" is hard to say and it comes out Pacific. Congratulations on your win in my contest.
Woods Avatar
April 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Thank you! I have a hard time with"r" in things like world War, roar, etc. Xo
Jones Avatar
March 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Cute Crystol!
Woods Avatar
March 26, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Thanks Karen! Xo
Rodrigues Avatar
March 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Many a buttcrack showing from a blouse..lol
Woods Avatar
March 26, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Heehee! Xo
Bartley Avatar
March 25, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Thanks for the shout out on both the soupmail and this poem. Gave me a chuckle.
Woods Avatar
March 25, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Oh I'm so glad! Xo
Rodgers Avatar
March 25, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Dear Crystol, Your poem had me in stitches! Your wit and humor shine through every line, capturing the essence of those quirky kid moments we've shared. I love how you've mixed experiences into such delightful verses. Your talent for turning everyday situations into lighthearted poetry is truly special. Thank you for brightening my day with your words and reinforcing why our poetic friendship is so precious. Spring Blessings, My Dear Friend, Daniel
Woods Avatar
March 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
You're the best poetic friend ever!;)<3 This was pretty difficult to tell my stories with such strict protocol but I think, I hope, the humor came through! Xoxo
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