Spaced Out
There once was a Vulcan named Spock
embarrassed when people would mock
his strange pointy ears
He would burst into tears...
until he had both of them cropped!
We all know a Captain named Kirk
It was well known that he was a jerk!
When the Enterprise docked
when he saw Mister Spock
he'd laugh at those chopped ears, that hurt!!
Each one of the Enterprise crew
felt that Spock's self-esteem was so blue
that they grabbed Captain Kirk
by his feet, like clockwork
and tossed from the spaceship he flew!!
Mister Spock's ears had finally healed through
He pierced each with earrings brand new
Captain Kirk in disgrace
Floats in deep outer space
What became of him?....nobody knew!!
All the evidence was quickly erased
Mutineers did not leave any trace
Although Kirk may be gone...
He lives now, in re-runs.
So you "Trekkies" can still see his face!!
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