Soon-To-Be Ex

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(LOL) I atually have two exes, but I get along with them both very well.

I was deep inside a panic dream Where I was facing my life or death I was running away so darn very fast That I had to stop and catch my breath I was walking along with my soon-to-be We were trying to figure out our situation When a man jumped out from behind a tree Yikes! There went my wife's...constipation (lol) He demanded we give up our jewels and money And he said to us both... "You best if you like life" So I ran like hell, with my soon-to-be's pocket book Then I thankfully shouted, "YOU CAN HAVE MY WIFE" Life or Death Epigram Poetry Contest Sponsored by Kevin Shaw 7/22/2018

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Lyric Man

Date: 7/22/2018 11:39:00 PM

You've really got to stop throwing down so much spicey pizza right before bedtime :)

Charles Messina
Date: 7/23/2018 6:25:00 AM

Would you believe I actually had some pepperoni pizza last night...your E.S.P. was right on...:)

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 7/22/2018 10:33:00 PM

Ha ha, you only had to be faster than her. Always wear running shoes...

Charles Messina
Date: 7/22/2018 10:34:00 PM

LOL...I will. Thanks for the visit...Have a nice evening Richard.

Susan Ashley

Date: 7/22/2018 10:31:00 PM

A charming and wickedly witty write, Charlie.. Love it, especially the last line..lol! Best wishes for a win my talented friend.. ~Susan

Charles Messina
Date: 7/22/2018 10:37:00 PM

Thank you Susan, I'm happy you enjoyed my little devilish write...lol Have a wonderful evening my dear friend...Warm wishes...Charlie

Brandy Nicole

Date: 7/22/2018 10:12:00 PM

Oh my!! Very clever and creative. Your thoughts made me smile. Okay, so I giggled out loud too. :) Brandy

Brandy Nicole
Date: 7/22/2018 10:35:00 PM

You are welcome. :) I was smiling about half way through this and then- the end made me giggle. May you have a wonderful evening as well. ~ Brandy

Charles Messina
Date: 7/22/2018 10:18:00 PM

Hi Brandy, It makes me smile knowing that you have giggled out loud AND smiled too! Thanks for the visit dear...have a wonderful evening...Charlie :)

Tom Cunningham

Date: 7/22/2018 1:47:00 PM

Haha loved it Charles, you we're safe that's the main thing. Lol. Tom

Charles Messina
Date: 7/22/2018 6:25:00 PM

Right! LOL...Thanks Tom...Charlie