Son of Sam Lady-Killer

I can only just imagine you and Sam Whilst working close together on the butchery counter at your local supermarket At the site of both of your 1st job's at the tender age of just 17 1 day somehow however whilst putting out the ham on display Locked eye's and figured out she's the 1 for me as he is the 1 for me And then you became childhood sweetheart's for thee foreseeable As unfortunately and to your cost you found out much later He was in fact sadly a real lady-killer in reality not merely just actually playing the role of 1 as an act Until the day you told him you were pregnant with me and then he upped and left the both of us behind Well that all now makes perfect sense to me And I am so sorry for not only just for me my mummy but for you as well As he sounds like a lowdown dirty filthy pig of a man But thankfully I am lucky enough to be your son and proudly call you my mother As opposed to ever having to admit even to myself I am the Son of Sam himself