Pat Adams Poet Limerick

Some Elephants Are Just Mean

Wet from my shower with no chance to groom 
I addressed the elephant in the room
Why so long a trunk
He said like your junk
It just can't be any shorter I assume

I tried to soften, the bite of his critique
By attempting to turn the other cheek
Like my cat rose
I booped his nose
He knocked me into the middle of next week!

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Lim'Rik Flats September 2, 2017 at 9:13 AM GOTD! (You are heading toward giggle of the century) I shall attempt to restrain my booping! cheerduckens ~ john Pat Adams September 2, 2017 at 9:31 AM Thank you sir. Yes, Long considered and act of kindness by us, the boop apparently is an insult to an elephant! (Who knew??)^pat