Get Your Premium Membership

Some Elephants Are Just Mean

Wet from my shower with no chance to groom I addressed the elephant in the room Why so long a trunk He said like your junk It just can't be any shorter I assume I tried to soften, the bite of his critique By attempting to turn the other cheek Like my cat rose I booped his nose He knocked me into the middle of next week!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017




Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem.

Please Login to post a comment

Date: 9/2/2017 9:13:00 AM
GOTD! (You are heading toward giggle of the century) I shall attempt to restrain my booping! cheerduckens ~ john
Login to Reply
Adams Avatar
Pat Adams
Date: 9/2/2017 9:31:00 AM
Thank you sir. Yes, Long considered and act of kindness by us, the boop apparently is an insult to an elephant! (Who knew??)^pat

Book: Shattered Sighs