Some Call It Beer But To Me It's Called Grog

~ A broken torpedo got wedged in my eye, making me squint out some tea Laughed at a submarine sauntering by, hoagies afloat on the sea Gathering minnows from dams ‘bout to break, opening flood gates again Stood midst a puddle dressed up like a lake, watching a red herring trend Drove to the village where parrots can sing, lyrics in cracker crumb chords Clarinet solos encrusted with bling, blended with Chevys or Fords Fell off the wagon as drunk as a dog, staggering, swaggering tail Some call it beer but to me it’s called grog, others will shout out, “it’s ale” Snuck through the door where the hairdresser sleeps, fondled her comb and her brush Searched for the broom that her half-sister keeps, swept but there wasn’t a rush Gather your hopes in a jar on the sill, pay past-due taxes on time Ignore this verse, it is meant as a fill, another stanza of rhyme So here we have it, whatever you find, words I decided to write Merely a world that exists in my mind, keeping me up late at night Hoping for meanings as words start to dance, all to a random request Not even this has the faintest of chance, I think it’s time for a rest ~
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Date: 9/23/2023 11:04:00 PM
Engaging and humorous, love how you put things together and show you wit.
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Date: 9/7/2023 11:45:00 AM
Call it whatever but let me have one with my boiled seafood! Hi Chris. I've been resting, unfortunately due to Covid, but wanted to leave your poem a comment.
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Chris Green
Date: 9/7/2023 11:56:00 AM
Hey there my friend. Hope you feel better soon. I just got over covid myself, still a few lingering annoyances but not too bad now. Thanks so much for taking the time to read this mess and leave a nice comment for me.
Date: 9/7/2023 7:38:00 AM
A masterpiece my friend. Now I know how those hit songs are made. Somebody pass me the grog.
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Chris Green
Date: 9/7/2023 11:55:00 AM
Thanks so much Jerry. Glad you had fun with this one.
Date: 9/6/2023 1:20:00 PM
What a great poem Chris, Bob Dylan would have no trouble putting music to this one, and sing it like it all made perfect sense (which it does) with perhaps a little refrain between stanzas, top job, gotta Fave this one, cheers David
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Chris Green
Date: 9/6/2023 2:05:00 PM
Hey thanks David. I appreciate your visit. I like that, Dylan huh? Well, that is fun to think about.
Date: 9/6/2023 12:47:00 PM
Hehehehe...You are not just an amazing poet,but a fantastic entertainer too .Loved it..I call it Beer??...I drink only the fruity beers though ??
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Charmaine Chircop
Date: 9/8/2023 3:25:00 AM
Sorry for the ?? .They were intented to be smileys.Chris.I think I figured out how I used to leave a smiley here..Getting forgetful..Ha! .:) Thanks Tom :)
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Chris Green
Date: 9/6/2023 2:05:00 PM
Thanks my sweet friend, you always leave such nice notes for me to find and thanks to you Tom, I am glad you think so. : )
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Tom Woody
Date: 9/6/2023 1:26:00 PM
You're so cute!
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