So, What

I saw a woman in the lobby
  try to steal my mail
I said, "Hey there, China Doll
  You ought to go to jail"

Said, "What's your name?"
  She answered, "So"
I replied, "So, what?"

She shot back, "So Sue Mi"
  ~ Methinks that she is nuts

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Robert Pettit

February 5, 2021 at 11:33 AM

If she was brave enough to steal your mail, then I think she deserved to go to jail. (and she won't pass "GO" to collect two hundred dollars.)

Gershon Wolf

February 5, 2021 at 12:26 PM

You can mail that one in, Robert! lol. Happy weekend, Gershon

Panagiota Romios

February 5, 2021 at 10:34 AM

Good one, Gershon... Pangiexx

Gershon Wolf

February 5, 2021 at 12:25 PM

Thank you, Pangie. Hope things are peaceful out your way... Here: too much snow, ice, and now Arctic air. Oh, well: This too will pass. :) gw

Kim Rodrigues

February 5, 2021 at 4:50 AM

LOL...quite the exchange! Methinks you are going to break out in song with Julie Andrews - Doe a deer a female deer...

Kim Rodrigues

February 6, 2021 at 8:03 PM

I didn’t know that!

Gershon Wolf

February 5, 2021 at 12:24 PM

Good old 'Doe a deer.' -- The first song I ever picked out on the piano without sheet music. So it's an all-time FAVE. On a sadder note, the actor (Chris Plummer?) who played Mr. Von Trapp passed away today in his 90's. ~ gw

Juliet Ligon

February 4, 2021 at 10:36 PM

Amusing conversation. I work at the post office and there are a lot of crazies there.

Gershon Wolf

February 5, 2021 at 12:22 PM

No kidding! I guess there has to be one sane person per post office, Juliet. You now have my undying admiration. (In Chicago, we get our mail delivered often as many as two days a week -- in good weather. lol). Cheers, Gershon