Smooth Talker

SMOOTH TALKER

“’til Christmas?    Just two shopping days
With New Year a few more away

Considering (what you call) merchant ads -    
    manipulation 
With Big Dave there still exists a good will 
    Sensation

Deck the rooms with Dave’s fine ‘threesome’
    fa-la-la-la-laa-re-mem-ber Dave
The ad    while not in fine spiritual keeping
    shows good will    with Big Dave, you save

Merry Christmas all you fine shoppers
    out there in holiday land
Drop on by for some egg nog and
    A tune from our Jingle Bell Band

Ho! Ho! Ho! 
Come on down    y’hear”

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011



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Date: 1/5/2012 7:35:00 AM
wish I could //that would be lots of fun I'll bet, Dav! thanks for the invite!
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Date: 12/29/2011 8:17:00 PM
oooh, ssoooo smmootth Daver! I dunno the ads, but would love to see Dave;)
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Date: 12/29/2011 2:02:00 PM
Yeehaw! I'm ready to come on down and visit Big Dave. Save some of that egg nog for me, but I don't think you'll want my voice singing with your "Jingle Bell Band." Joyful write, Daver! Love you, Carolyn
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Date: 12/29/2011 1:47:00 AM
OH well...) but then..! at least its another year away..
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Date: 12/27/2011 2:28:00 PM
Oh we don't get the Big Dave commercials here, Daver! We did have 'le geant', even a huge sign of him outside their store. This giant is more fee fie fo fum...crush your pocketbooks to make his bread...ouch!! Fun write Daver!! Makes me feel smiley.:) Love you, Mikki
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Date: 12/26/2011 9:00:00 PM
I'm comin Daver, but Christmas is over, how bout a date for next year. Sounds like you are full of the Christmas spirit. :)
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Date: 12/24/2011 2:37:00 PM
Cute poem. Very smooth salesman too.
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Date: 12/24/2011 2:33:00 PM
Really enjoyed reading this, dear Daver! Hehe can you believe I was Christmas shopping til Christmas eve? and I'm not yet done...Merry Christmas hugs to you!! ^_^
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Date: 12/24/2011 12:06:00 PM
with big dave you save. Cute line about you, a very cool dude!! Fun poem, Daver. have a very merry Christmas.
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Date: 12/23/2011 12:20:00 PM
Seasons greetings, Sir. Hope you enjoy the vacations
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