Small Servings

'I'm having the children for dinner',
she meant it quite literally
a combination of the old
woman in the shoe and
Red Riding Hood's wolf
she was a peach most days,
til her blood lust went array,
still a humanitarian in some ways,
when it came to small-fry stew
she'd never cook up more than two,
gracious enough to ring up the parents
to inform them how well-seasoned
their children inexplicably were,
subsequently invited them for dessert
yet, she would never dine on
 anyone over three - -
hardly tender enough to whet
one's appetite, when they arrived
told mum and dad the kids
had gone yonder for a quick dip,

proceeded to serve up
sugar and spice and
everything nice 
on a fresh bed of 
snips and snails and
puppy dog tails 

 Bon Appetit

Trick or Treat
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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November 28, 2016 at 12:47 PM
burp! what a tail. 3 wowsas!
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October 19, 2016 at 5:23 PM
Excellent spooky story! The beginning was definitely a grabber! :) Always, Laura
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October 17, 2016 at 10:02 AM
I see you too are a fan of Anthony.;0)
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October 17, 2016 at 10:07 AM
Who's Anthony, I have a brother by that name, but he's definitely not into poetry. :)
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October 17, 2016 at 6:13 AM
Talk about a fractured fairy tale. At least we know she wasn't a vegan. (not that there's anything wrong with that) :) Creepy and frightening, she provided the trick and they became the treat. Nice.
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October 17, 2016 at 7:06 AM
Yeah, there is, they're annoying to Carnivores. :) Thanks so much Chris.
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October 16, 2016 at 4:31 PM
This is very clever! Perhaps some little Bopeep along with some sheep could whet the appetite too. Then with Hannibal Lechter a bit of brain nectar a delicious meal preapared for two!
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October 17, 2016 at 7:03 AM
Ha ha Funny man, fava beans and a nice Chianti too! :)
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October 16, 2016 at 7:50 AM
I love this one Paloma! Halloween 101. Absolutely delightful:)
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October 16, 2016 at 8:47 AM
Awh thanks Daniel, much appreciated. :)
Gupta Avatar
October 16, 2016 at 6:24 AM
Very nice and funny ... weird behaviour brought out beautifully ...
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October 16, 2016 at 8:45 AM
Thanks so much Probir.
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October 16, 2016 at 3:26 AM
Ewwww, your imagination did a great job with this frightening, corrupted behavior that makes every part of me scream, NOoooo! Halloween is now officially in my world. Enjoyed it ... CayCay
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October 16, 2016 at 8:45 AM
I'm thrilled it grossed you out, I'm not a very good storyteller, thanks CayCay!
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