Sleepy Don

Lately, when he isn't being creepy,
we've seen The Donald get very sleepy!

Before he goes off to the electoral dung heap,
he'll likely be known as the "Commander-in-Sleep."

With him, we shouldn't have to bother;
let's just go ahead and call him the "Nodfather".

Meanwhile, that crowd over in Tehran
just laugh and call him "Dozy Don".

Of course, they know he's full of baloney
as they chuckle and snicker at "Don Snorleone".

Maybe he should be encouraged to go into hibernation
so America can emerge from its economic stagnation.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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Lane Avatar
May 24, 2026 at 6:13 PM
I knew you were the kind of guy who sees things for what they are. “Don Snoreleone.” lol that’s a good one.
Healey Avatar
May 24, 2026 at 8:35 PM
So glad you enjoyed!
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