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Slapping Eight People At Once

If I was an octopus I could slap eight people at once Whatta creative mind I have, just realized it last month Might partly be my diet More people should try it Might lose friends but think of how peaceful you'd become

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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Date: 1/7/2018 1:43:00 PM
Big :)s
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/7/2018 2:48:00 PM
Enormous!!!!!!!!!!!! xxx
Date: 1/7/2018 12:44:00 PM
Hahaha being an octopus would be awesome, then you could go and live in the sea... lol
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/7/2018 2:48:00 PM
The Arctic???? You should have specified my friend!
Date: 1/7/2018 8:44:00 AM
Getting dressed would be the craps//with all the equipment for multiple slaps//buttoning sleeves//one believes//would take all day, even with snaps! SQUIGGLE ON SQUIDSON JACK!!!
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Lim'Rik Flats
Date: 1/7/2018 8:57:00 AM
Been over 70 every day for two weeks straight! Just about right;-)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/7/2018 8:54:00 AM
Never thought of that!!!!! You think of everything! AMAZING!!! Hoy enough for ya???
Date: 1/7/2018 8:23:00 AM
Pops with eight arms... dangerous for the fillies lol! ;P
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/7/2018 8:42:00 AM
LOL This mind... they've asked if I would agree to experimentation!!! LOL xxx

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