Slamming the Super-Duper-Soupers

you want to know a secret
when I write a poem and it's perfect
i dont share it
i bury it 
deep inside of me 
where no one else can see
i mean its perfect
not like this shift 
it's elegant, poignant, 
simplistic, bueatful 
trucking perfect
its not erotic 
but i read it
mentally masterbate to it 
a euphoric chorus 
straight form thesaurus
its just that great
im not being egotistical 
if read, it would become universal 
a meter tethered in clasical measure 
a rythmic flow
with many metaphoric undertows
an iconic harmonic tonic 
to make you feel like an embryonic hedonic youth 
im not being napoleonic
its an actual truth 
factually accurate
high in heaven
it produced a tear in the eye of god
who proclaimed 
not a single flaw
not a single flaw 
and he only saw what i wrote
well, because hes god 
me being me i like to tease 
allow me to be inclined to share a few lines 
blow your mind 
redefine your collective defective perspective
realign your ineffective respective connective tisue

"all my cows milk is homogenized 
all my crows are well organized
all my sheep like to stare and creep 
like to stare and creep"

but you'll never see 
the rest of my secret poetry 
that only exsist inside of me 
cows will always moo
crows will always ka kah 
sheep will always go baah baah baah 
and the perfect elagance 
of my literary inteligence 
will die with me 
never being seen 
qouted, memorised or plagerized 
as i will say with my last gasp 
the next line being twice my last
all you super-duper-soupers can kiss my ***


ok all you super-duper-soupers have been slammed. if you want to slam me back just a few things. make it funny. make it a little nonsensical and definitly make it over the top
and if you do slam me back send me a soup mail or leave a comment so i can go read your slam.
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Maverick Avatar
April 29, 2022 at 1:22 PM
Hey. if'n I did so; it'd be known as a slimmer slam I don't do long, I'm more wham bam.) So Nathan Be aware, awake.' I might slip one through the Crack of fate, I don't know if it's outline you've Seen? Its quite elusive whithin our scenes. Twixt here and there is It's address, you can Chase it till you're a cracked up mess, with a Tired face and stifling yawns, oblivious even Should for you; at last an audience form. I'm intimating poets in general here.' But I'll Slam you personally if you prefer.?
Callus Avatar
December 25, 2017 at 1:54 PM
You are straightforward, honest and possess a witty sense of humor, Nathan! ~ Stopping by to wish you and those close to your heart a Happy Christmas and all the best for 2018. Regards // paul
Lamoureux Avatar
December 21, 2017 at 10:05 AM
Dropping by to wish you a Merry Christmas. I enjoyed reading this one again.
White Avatar
December 19, 2016 at 4:19 AM
Damn good poetry slam! I will definitely remember your name and this poem the next trime I write something for someone to perform on stage. Do you know you can add your own spoken word/slam/reading to it nowadays? Wonderful, and take care :)
Wolf Avatar
December 19, 2016 at 12:57 AM
Hahaha! Love it! Wery Quever!
Duet Avatar
December 19, 2016 at 12:15 AM
Just found this one as an example of a Rubaiyat??? lol...hilarious!! This is what I call a "love it or shove it" poem. Carole
Cheyney Avatar
June 11, 2016 at 9:51 AM
As someone who's been previously criticised for misspellings, I really appreciated this piece. Some people don't understand that speech to text sometimes messes up. I try to catch it but sometimes don't. Usually I am anxious to just get it posted and then go back edit it. I post first before editing because with my Parkinson's tremors I often hit the backspace key too many times and I have lost many poems this way. It's frustrating to spend a long time on entre just to lose them accidentally.
Dietrich Avatar
July 31, 2015 at 9:30 PM
hey Congrats AGAIN, YOU!!
A. Sharma Avatar
July 30, 2015 at 12:17 AM
Congrats on ur top place winning poem Nathan! Amazing pen!
Lamoureux Avatar
July 29, 2015 at 8:50 AM
Ha ha! This is an excellent first place choice! Congratulations!
A  Avatar
July 28, 2015 at 8:52 PM
eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek. Where you at? SKAT
A   Avatar
July 28, 2015 at 1:10 PM
Hi Nate my love. This is of course a very xool and awesome write. I slammed this poem, long ago. All you have to do is ask, and I shall post my slam for you. Anyways, I know you hate when I do this. :) Nate, Congratulations! Thank you for supporting one of the MANY contest I held This Year. I enjoyed reading every entry in this very old contest OF MINE:):):) --I'm glad to be back on the wild side of Poetry Soup hosting, new contest. Yours Truly!!! *LINDA*
Allison Avatar
July 28, 2015 at 1:08 PM
dropping back again with my congrats:-) hugs Jan xx
A  Avatar
June 2, 2015 at 11:16 PM
NATHAN, Congratulations on having your poem featured this week. SKAT love
Romaine Avatar
June 1, 2015 at 10:56 AM
Hey Nathan, BIG congratulations on your exciting poem being featured this week! Be Blessed,Neva
A  Avatar
May 26, 2015 at 5:59 PM
:) what ever happen to this idea?
Dietrich Avatar
February 23, 2015 at 6:19 PM
just having fun reading the comments this one is getting!!!thanks for your recent contest lists and my win
A   Avatar
February 20, 2015 at 9:57 PM
WOW, and just to think. The soup does not allow slam battles. Everyone is silly on this site. You see the word SLAM, everyone clicks. :) You got lots of comments on a poetry form most oldies and haters wanted to get rid of. Forever YOURS
A   Avatar
February 20, 2015 at 9:49 PM
By the way poets, I want everyone to know Nathan, misspells WORDS on purpose. He enjoys the extra laughs when he's corrected. He's EVIL, I tell you! Love you, LINDA
D. Avatar
February 21, 2015 at 1:27 AM
no you said that wrong. they are in there because im talking about writing percet poetry but this is all full of errors and such. it goes with the theme of only showing posting crappy poems. jeesh i am a bad grammer speller dont try to stop them from correcting my normal poems
Thirtyseven Avatar
February 20, 2015 at 4:10 AM
Epic words here Nathan. Can I be a pain in the #### as I think 'Classical' has two S's? Then you wrote that fabulous "an iconic harmonic tonic" line. Oh how brilliant! I ain't gonna slam you, as I need no egg on my face, ace. Thanks for all your recent visits.
A  Avatar
February 20, 2015 at 2:13 AM
Oh my Gosh, not another baah baah baah poem from you. That's all you seem to do lately. SO I heard. ha-ha-ha. I know all about your secret poetry. You keep it all locked in that little ka kah head of yours. I might take you for a spin, slam that flawless smile of your face. I know of something buried deep inside you. (OI) I have a dirty mind. Silly me, I ain't no super-duper-soupers, this trix's for the perfect and inteligence. ~SKAT-ATTACK~
Walker  Avatar
February 18, 2015 at 12:10 AM
Natan congratulations on POTD. I will take you on in this slam. I let you know when I cave you in. LOL Verlena
Dietrich Avatar
February 17, 2015 at 11:54 PM
hey, POTD. WHAM slam!!
Beesley Avatar
February 17, 2015 at 7:11 PM
I have been wanting new writes from you as you seem to save your deadliest ammunition for a day of doom and annihilation
Smith Avatar
February 17, 2015 at 2:46 PM
Congrats Nate on your slam being featured today...enjoy your warm days down south
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