Jan Allison Poet Limerick

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Slack Jack - Bawdy Limerick

Jack loves to recline on his back
Especially when he's in the sack
He says to his bride
D’ya fancy a ride
She exclaims, your todger’s too slack!
 
Jack wanted to give her a thrill
So swallows a little blue pill
It works, way hey hey
They’re bonking all day
He’s happy and satisfies Jill

1/18/20

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Paul Schneiter February 11, 2020 at 12:22 PM Obviously the old expression "He's got the blues" has taken on an entirely new meaning. What a genius you are, Jan. Hugs, Paul

Jack Horne January 22, 2020 at 2:38 PM LOL, glad to see your muse is back & coming up with some great limericks. please excuse the short visit - sooooo many comments to return. Happy birthday for Burn's Night (hope you got the card) x Jan Allison January 22, 2020 at 4:01 PM Hubby has hidden the cards but he did say there was one from you so thank you so much!:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie January 20, 2020 at 4:23 PM G'day Jan … I'd love to spend a day inside your mind Jan, especially when you're being creative - thank you for the giggles Jan - Lindsay Jan Allison January 22, 2020 at 4:02 PM oh perish the thought of that Lindsay lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Pashang Salehi January 20, 2020 at 1:28 AM Is it Jill or is it Jan? LOL... love you... Jan Allison January 22, 2020 at 4:03 PM Behave Pashang lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Raven Howell January 20, 2020 at 12:12 AM I love your limerick! Jan, you rock! This made me laugh out loud. Wonderful! Jan Allison January 22, 2020 at 4:04 PM Thanks Raven:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire January 19, 2020 at 4:17 PM ;) Really cracked up when I read "todger's too slack." Jill must have had to hit the sack after a full day of "kicks" with Jack. Very funny! Hugs, Carolyn Jan Allison January 22, 2020 at 4:04 PM Thanks Carolyn I never know when a limerick will spring into my mind:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich January 19, 2020 at 2:03 PM really really cute one, Jan. Think I will fave this one!! Jan Allison January 22, 2020 at 4:19 PM Thanks Andrea especially for the fave lol:-) hugs Jan xx

I.B. Padmakumar January 19, 2020 at 6:41 AM Happy ending .. cute ... Jan Allison January 22, 2020 at 4:19 PM Thanks IB:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf January 18, 2020 at 8:08 PM 'Todger's a new one for me!! LOL... Thanks, Jan. ~ Artless Dodger

Michelle Faulkner January 18, 2020 at 7:39 PM If only a blue pill - could thrust away ageing's chill - that would sure fit the bill...

Anne-Lise Andresen January 18, 2020 at 1:55 PM - Cheers for the blue pills, Jan :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Rico Leffanta January 18, 2020 at 1:08 PM Sounds like Jack saw the best show in town for the price of a pill! What a thrill! Aloha! Rico

Ts Poetry January 18, 2020 at 12:40 PM Lol...Ole Jack was a spry ninety five...without sex he knew he would die...had nothing to lose...so popped a few blues.. said Jill let's go for a long drive

Tom Cunningham January 18, 2020 at 12:36 PM A hoot Jan, with a happy ending lol. Tom

Connie Marcum Wong January 18, 2020 at 12:16 PM This is so cute and funny Jan. Loved the lexicon! : ) xxoo

Kim Rodrigues January 18, 2020 at 11:47 AM Jack and Jill rock’n that hill! Lol

John Lawless January 18, 2020 at 11:40 AM Just another case of the blues..