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Skittles

SKITTLES


© RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY

28 OCTOBER, 2014





                                    Talk of the devil and there he is!
                       You sure have nothing better to do at the moment
                               Let us have fun with Dorian's limericks.


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                                The little brother is shorter in height
                     So would be submerged earlier than his big brother
                                  This is pure mathematics, dudes.

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                                                 She blushed
                                                      No
                                              He had his answer
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                                            nature is calling you
                                               answer the call
                                     before you fall on dirty weeds

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                                    Two heads are better than one
                              Two geese are better than than a swan
                                         Now scratch your head

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                                      A spider strolls with his wife
                                          In the parlour of bugs
                                          They are just married

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                                                 A balls-up
                                               Drop the ball
                           And get the ball rolling to your washroom
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                       Do you like honey bee Susan, do you like honeybee?
                     If you do then suck your thumb in the land of Swansea
                      There is no honey and not a hive and not a single bee
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                                   Heads you lose tails you win
                           You are either a dolt or a variable queen
                         Make sure on and off one is certainly a twin


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Date: 10/28/2014 11:50:00 PM
by the way, I was thinking of naming our dog skittles. But we ended up with Snickers.
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Date: 10/28/2014 11:49:00 PM
hey, what was the reference to Dorian's limericks in the first part? I was thinking it meant these were going to be limericks. Anyway, these were fun to read. the one that made the most sense for me and which I really loved was the one about nature calling. that was hilarious. also really liked the two above that one, and the way you said, this is pure mathematics, dude.
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Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Date: 10/29/2014 1:35:00 AM
Oh my sweet Andrea you are very naughty. So sweet you responded so quickly to my poems. So generous... you always inspire other poets. God bless you .Live a happy life. Much much love. -:) RAJAT

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