Terry Flood Poet Monorhyme

Size Ten Feet

I registered on Tinder where I’m ‘Size ten feet’
I hoped to find a lady that I’d like to meet
One was really pretty and her smile was sweet
I couldn’t wait to tell her ’bout my size ten feet

She said she liked my nickname it was kind of neat
But wondered why I registered as ‘Size ten feet’
I told her the significance of size ten feet
She giggled just a little then said can we meet

We set ourselves a date to have a meet and greet
She said make sure you don’t forget your size ten feet
Well, when we met she elevated my heartbeat
She didn’t deal in small talk and she raised the heat

She had a little grope like I’m a piece of meat
She looked at me, I thought she might say something sweet
She said I thought you might have been right up my street
But the only thing that’s big on you is size ten feet

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Gary Radice July 5, 2022 at 2:18 AM LOL!! I wondered where this was going and it didn't disappoint :) Fact: The distance between your wrist and elbow is the size of your foot...I'm full of these conversation stoppers. Cheers - Gary Terry Flood July 5, 2022 at 11:29 AM I’m glad you said ‘size of your foot’ for otherwise I would fall sadly short. Terry ;-)

Gershon Wolf July 4, 2022 at 7:08 PM Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Mine are size 14! What does that tell you? Terry Flood July 5, 2022 at 12:37 AM My mind boggles. ;-) Terry

L Milton Hankins July 3, 2022 at 9:27 AM Hilarious, Terry. My mind went immediately in another direction and now I am embarrassed that I could be so crass. This is both clever and cute. Enjoyed it immensely. L Milton Hankins July 3, 2022 at 11:40 AM LOL. I thought so. It's a great poem! Terry Flood July 3, 2022 at 10:49 AM Go easy on yourself, Milt. That ‘other’ direction was precisely where you were meant to go. Glad you enjoyed. Terry

Jeff Kyser July 3, 2022 at 7:03 AM An adage grand, but is it true? I’ve got four sizes over you. To be quite frank, who really cares? I’ve got one wife and several heirs. And when you’re old and lose the thrill, Don’t worry, son, think small blue pill. :-) Terry Flood July 3, 2022 at 7:51 AM SIZE 14 FEET!!! Can you walk on water? Actually, Jeff, it’s not autobiographical - although I do have size 10 feet - no, if it was about me, I wouldn’t have even got the free grope! Terry

Karen Jones July 3, 2022 at 4:39 AM Hilarious and fun to read! Terry Flood July 3, 2022 at 5:12 AM Thanks, Karen. I had the bare bones of this in my head as I was walking around a supermarket yesterday. I had it to a tune and had to stop myself humming it. Glad you enjoyed. Terry