Sir Lancelot and the Camel

There was a camel that trots a lot,
He trotted his way from Camelot;
With tasseled fringe and jeweled saddle,
He fiorded rivers with a golden paddle.
Up the dunes and across the sands,
He traversed all the way to Arab lands;
Where there is no water to pump,
So he carries it in his camel’s hump.

On the way from Camelot,
The rider found that he forgot
All the jewels and precious things,
Borrowed with haste from Hottentot kings;
So he turned his camel around,
For what was lost had not been found;
Then he steered his beast toward the east,
Where men of China drink and feast.

The man who came from Camelot,
Sat on his camel and smoked some pot;
He puffed with need on the evil weed,
Till his lungs were filled with empty greed.
He spent his days looking glazed,
And what he smoked caused some delays.
But the man on the camel that liked to trot,
His name of fame was Sir Lancelot.

Now Sir Lancelot was very hot,
And he never found a shady spot;
But he had a drink from the camel’s hump,
By using his hand to pump the lump;
And all the while the camel was panting,
While Sir Lancelot was loudly ranting;
And the words he spoke were poppycock,
All the way back to Camelot.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011



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Date: 7/9/2014 6:27:00 PM
this is the third time I came back to your beginning. three years is a long time to forget you read something.
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Date: 7/5/2012 8:09:00 PM
Delightful, dear Elizabeth! '...to pump the lump' had me rolling on the floor! Richly entertaining!! Best wishes, Keith :)
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Date: 5/8/2012 6:53:00 AM
A funny Ballade here dear poet ! I enjoyed this write very much ! I definitely went on the journey with him, *smiles* Have a wonderful week Elizabeth....much love, james
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Date: 1/1/2012 10:13:00 AM
This was fun. God bless.
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Date: 12/21/2011 10:32:00 PM
I see you were off to a good start on this site with this first offering. Fine work.
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Date: 12/5/2011 7:41:00 AM
what a brilliant rendering of pure genius, do you have a pseudo namely Rowling. just love reading poets first post here on soup, harry
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Date: 11/1/2011 8:38:00 PM
congrats elizabeth on featured poem this week on PS..wonderful write to share with luv..
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Date: 11/1/2011 12:09:00 PM
I heard it was King Arthur's camel, Liz. No matter - enjoyed this one mucho. Love, daver
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Date: 10/31/2011 6:32:00 PM
ELIZABETH, Congratulations on your featured poem of the week.. take care and have yourself a safe and fun Halloween night,..p.d.
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Date: 10/31/2011 12:37:00 PM
Congratulations Elizabeth on your well deserving poetry being featured this week. Love, Carol
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Date: 10/30/2011 5:38:00 AM
Congratulations Liz on having your poem featured this week
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Date: 10/29/2011 10:55:00 PM
Nice imagination pictured about camel in Arab's desert. You have green heart and bright inked pen, for both you are nice, nice...
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Date: 9/26/2011 11:31:00 AM
LOL, love this witty piece. I'm glad older work is available again, as I love reading old and new poems
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Date: 9/9/2011 1:21:00 PM
Funny, poor camel. I wonder if he shared some with Gwenivere when they had their infamous tryst? You have soup mail:)
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Date: 7/31/2011 11:04:00 PM
Wow so this is your first poem. I am at the origin of perfection. Love it
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Date: 7/8/2011 3:55:00 AM
What an imagination! You really are alive, luv Rich
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Date: 6/5/2011 9:50:00 PM
Ahahahha when I read the title I knew this was gunna be good. Very random, but HILARIOUS!
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Date: 6/4/2011 5:19:00 AM
A warm welcome to PoetrySoup I offer to you Elizabeth. I wish for you the best in your writing endeavors whatever they may be. May you find inspiration by reading some of the poetry written here by other poets. Read and comment on their's and they will return in kind. May the sun shine on you that you might find great joy in your life. Love and blessing always, Carol
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