Sir, I Can Help You Retire

       Sir, I hear you are looking to hire
           If so, I’m your man. I can help you retire

	Excellent, young fellow, though it sounds too good to be true
           Well, sir, after taking a good, long look at you ...
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Kingston Avatar
September 4, 2026 at 8:08 PM
As a kindergarten teacher of 22 five year olds Monday through Friday, for 22 years and now in retirement, I must say, wiping noses, explaining permanent marker freckles to a mom when pick up times comes, or having to flush a small strange object down the can means : Peacefully reading poetry is quite an interesting change.
Croft Avatar
September 4, 2026 at 7:57 AM
in today's world it's hard to retire or even move onto a new job. The younger generation is afraid to get their hands dirty or maybe allergic to the idea of work?!
Empress Avatar
August 29, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Hahah dunno why this made me smile! Your sense of humor is impressive! I like a poem that can make me giggle Pleasure reading you today Sending you light always dear GW
Wolf Avatar
August 29, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Well, laughter always beats the alternative. Keep smiling, Gershon
Crandall Avatar
August 28, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Good one! That's some young whippersnapper!
Wolf Avatar
August 29, 2026 at 7:55 PM
They get whippier and snappier every year!
Legros Kelley Avatar
August 28, 2026 at 5:50 PM
My hubby won't retire. Everybody asks, "You are still working? When are you going to retire?" He answers "When they roll me out a gurney!" Lol, he hasn't found a strong young man he wants to have his job replaced with ;)
Wolf Avatar
August 29, 2026 at 7:56 PM
You know, your husband will live longer if he continues working. Somehow, I sense that. :) gw
DiMino Avatar
August 28, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Yeah, Father Time does catch up with us -- reminded by a young egotistical, tactless snot nose. Yep, youth wasted on the young. Let him have it, and it will be gone inside a year.
Wolf Avatar
August 28, 2026 at 9:39 AM
True... Then again is old age not wasted on the infirm? ~ I. Awta Knowe
Lawless Avatar
August 28, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Yeah, narrowed eyes, ruddy faces, gnarled hands and bent backs but still showing up every day to prepare the apprentices that would replace them...Ironworkers.....ya gotta love 'em....
Wolf Avatar
August 28, 2026 at 9:40 AM
That's right. The spine may be downright sad, but the work ethic is totally upright. ~ Gershon
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