Simply Gorgeous - NOT

My doc said that I have some sun damaged skin He gave me some cream that I had to rub in Just once a day for twenty eight days My face is now changing in so many ways In week one I thought it was not doing much In week two I found my face sticky to touch In week three I saw angry rashes appear In week four the whole process stepped up a gear There in the mirror, it could be an error But have I turned into the Trollenberg Terror? It’s itchy as hell and my skin won’t behave I’ll have to be brave because I need to shave Did I scrape my skin off, am I bleeding out If I were a lady, I doubt I could pout My skin is on fire, I’ve got a chapped nose I pray for chapped lips, I’m okay with those But I read the leaflet and Googled online And everything told me that soon I’ll be fine “The worse that it gets then the better it works.” I’ll live with the giggles from passerby jerks It’s day twenty-eight and I’m rubbing it in I look like a monster as it heals my skin I’m slapping that cream on for all I am worth To make me the most gorgeous man on this Earth