Sick Old Bird: Collaboration

There once was a cranky old parrot who had all the charms of a ferret. She went to great ends to get rid of friends and now lives in a draft-y garret. The draft made her sicker and sicker which caused her to bicker and bicker. She tried writing verse which made matters worse so that she would bicker much quicker! She couldn't stop coughing and wheezing. Her vanity there was no pleasing. The truth of her curse was no gift for verse which she blamed on all of the breezing. This made her get tougher and tougher. Her verses got rougher and rougher. She wouldn't stop writing, but kept on delighting in making the whole country suffer. BY DALE GREGORY COZART The parrot soon dropped off her high perch From the top of an old silver birch Now she’s no longer squawking And her husband is walking To see the old bird buried in church! BY JAN ALLISON
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Date: 8/7/2017 9:20:00 AM
Ha ha, nice one, Dale and Jan:)
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 8/7/2017 9:45:00 AM
Thanks, Jo!
Date: 8/3/2017 9:57:00 AM
Enjoyed the collaboration!
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 8/7/2017 9:46:00 AM
Thanks, Kim.
Date: 8/2/2017 4:12:00 PM
Fun limericks, thanks for the chuckle.
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 8/2/2017 4:22:00 PM
Thanks, Agnes!
Date: 8/2/2017 2:56:00 PM
Back to compliment the addition!
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 8/2/2017 4:24:00 PM
Glad to have you back!
Date: 8/2/2017 2:26:00 PM
The parrot soon dropped off her high perch/ From the top of an old silver birch/ Now she’s no longer squawking/ And her husband is walking/ To see the old bird buried in church! I couldn't resist a limerick reply-) hugs jan xx
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 8/2/2017 2:46:00 PM
You're in!
Date: 8/2/2017 2:22:00 PM
ha ha ha Dale I think i need to go into limerick mode! Thanks for the biggest laugh of the day i sure needed it:-) Into my faves:-) hugs Jan xx
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 8/2/2017 2:46:00 PM
You're welcome, Jan!
Date: 8/2/2017 2:21:00 PM
Awesome :)
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 8/2/2017 2:43:00 PM
Thanks, Maureen.
Date: 8/2/2017 2:19:00 PM
Great humorous one Dale :)
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 8/2/2017 2:43:00 PM
Thanks, Heidi.
Date: 8/2/2017 2:10:00 PM
This is so so funny, loved it.
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 8/2/2017 2:41:00 PM
Thanks, Arthur.
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