Shy, Lonely Zombie Seeks Beautiful Necrophiliac

“Hi, my name is Dave, the local zombie, 
I don’t see you around here often.
Would you like to go out for a drink, 
Or would you like to come back to my coffin.”

Hmm, she ran, she couldn’t leave fast enough,
Maybe it was my brand of after shave.
Or maybe it’s this dark end of the cemetery, 
Just maybe I need a new grave.

You see, I find it hard to meet new women,
A chaotic woman, preferably a haemophiliac.
I’ve now joined an internet dating site with, 
“Shy, lonely zombie seeks beautiful necrophiliac ".

Zany poem contest
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Misra Avatar
June 4, 2016 at 9:38 PM
Congratulations on your win, Lewis. Your poem resounds with grave hum our - laughed so hard, I could have died.LOL ~karam~
Raynes Avatar
June 5, 2016 at 8:54 PM
oh man, that's shocking... :), thanks
Marcum Wong Avatar
June 3, 2016 at 1:13 PM
Loved the humor in your entry Lewis. Congratulations on your win! # 7 ; )
Raynes Avatar
June 5, 2016 at 8:53 PM
Thanks Connie. glad u enjoyed it.
Davey Avatar
June 2, 2016 at 7:55 PM
Interesting take very unique! Congrats on your placement
Raynes Avatar
June 3, 2016 at 12:23 AM
Thanks Brian
Negron Flores Avatar
June 2, 2016 at 7:00 PM
Congratulations Lewis on the placement of the contest
Raynes Avatar
June 3, 2016 at 12:23 AM
Thanks Nayda
Quigley Avatar
June 1, 2016 at 10:38 PM
That's awesome!
Raynes Avatar
June 1, 2016 at 10:43 PM
Thanks Tom
Smith Avatar
June 1, 2016 at 7:14 PM
I like Dave's style. Fun stuff Lewis, good luck in the contest...
Raynes Avatar
June 1, 2016 at 9:11 PM
Thanks Charlie, we all want to be loved.
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