Shy Around Gurls And Ninteen Sixty Four

Well, you know me? I've always been shy around Gurls I didn't tell my Mom Until I was forty-four The last one I had (no not my Mom) Was in nineteen sixty-four It was a blind date I wore more aftershave On than a department store Like always I was late She was so sweet and kind And I had to guide,her and her dog Across the road Because she was blind (poor Gurl ) Since I was a young Lad Gurls were a mystery I knew they were different but I didn't know why? I still don't even know today Left to me we'd be extinct and have no history They don't ever exactly knock on my door Even In nineteen Sixty Four But I love Gurls and Women Only trouble is I can't Lasoo one They run too fast And they are soon gone! And it's not my fault I have bad breath And stutter stutter stutter Come out all you Ladies Where ever you maybe It's your chance To save the world and humanity.