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I know the State Port Pilot will not be able to resist putting this poem into their newspaper after they will have read it and then edited it. WOW. What a play on WORDS. The punch line is the last one. Should Start to Subscribe I never seemed sure whether or not If it was either a sailboat or a yacht; To think about it would drain your brain And drive you insane walking in the rain. So what if I tried to chomp and complain And found out after all the facts did remain, It was described while trying to deduce; Came up with a lame brain perfect excuse. It may be tried and true what I should do Is after seeing beautiful body that is on you Took eyes off road and hands from the wheel Causing an accident and how terrible would feel. Then they ended up calling you fast lane Jane; Never looked back because neck it would strain; Why away home should someone try to steel Played by a band thinking they were a big deal. Intuitive editor ended up with an exclusive; When someone you really want to outlive Each day with bottle of beer try to imbibe And to Southport State Pilot start to subscribe. Jonathan Thesarious Hilarious Horn, Retired Veteran RiverSea Plantation, Bolivia, NC next to Supply. www.poetrysoup.com