SHINY CROWN

“Shiny Crown”

(Verse 1)
He wakes up every morning, sharp as can be,
Shaving that dome, twice a day you see.
No single hair dares to make a stay,
That polished bowling ball’s ready to play.

(Pre-Chorus)
Olive oil’s his secret glow,
Axe spray makes the ladies go,
“Oh, that scent — it’s something new!”
He’s got that shine, and a mirror or two.

(Chorus / Hook)
Shiny crown, no hairs around,
He’s the king of the bald battleground.
Mirror army, reflections on call,
He’s the baldest, proudest of them all!

Note: Grateful for an 2nd place finish in your Hairdresser Contest.

(Verse 2)
Towel wraps that melon tight,
Humidity spa, morning to night.
Decorative brush with no bristle flair,
Just there to tease, like it’s really there.

(Pre-Chorus)
Olive oil’s his secret glow,
Axe spray makes the ladies go,
“Oh, that scent — it’s something new!”
He’s got that shine, and a mirror or two.

(Chorus / Hook)
Shiny crown, no hairs around,
He’s the king of the bald battleground.
Mirror army, reflections on call,
He’s the baldest, proudest of them all!

(Bridge)
He’s picky, yeah, no rush to wed,
Waiting for the one who loves his head.
Not a follicle, but full of flair,
A shining light with style to spare.

(Chorus / Hook)
Shiny crown, no hairs around,
He’s the king of the bald battleground.
Mirror army, reflections on call,
He’s the baldest, proudest of them all!

(Outro)
So raise your glass, here’s to the shine,
The bald and bold, forever fine.

Note: Grateful for an 2nd place finish in your Hair Composition Contest.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2025

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Rodrigues Avatar
May 30, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Congrats on 2nd place in my contest (see blog). This once is just perfectly funny and we see along. Love that you embrace the baldness. I think about the guy in front of me at church ;) I enjoyed this so much!
Man Avatar
May 31, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Hi Kim.. Your contest was so fun and a joy to participate in. I'm honored that you enjoyed it!
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