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She Was a Flirt - Bawdy

A pretty winsome lady from Troy
Liked a remarkably handsome boy
She started to flirt,
By lifting her skirt
So he showed his retractable toy.


May 30, 2021

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Caren Krutsinger

June 2, 2021 at 3:21 AM

She is such a tease! I am related to her.

L Milton Hankins

June 2, 2021 at 8:33 AM

Caren, I had no idea you were from Troy!

Terry Flood

May 30, 2021 at 3:53 PM

Good one Milt. So much so, it inspired my own smutty grey cells... He’d tattooed a switch at one end With options: retract or extend Her choice made it grow And wouldn’t you know She switched him again all weekend. Don’t you just love unsolicited collaborations? ;-) Terry

L Milton Hankins

May 30, 2021 at 5:45 PM

Well, Terry, you are most welcome to the idea where ever you want to take it. I enjoy all collaborations, especially that kind.

Rico Leffanta

May 30, 2021 at 11:51 AM

Play on!

L Milton Hankins

May 30, 2021 at 12:41 PM

I suspect they did, Rico, and that would be fodder for the second stanza. Thanks for the read.

Tom Cunningham

May 30, 2021 at 6:35 AM

Hope he brought spare batteries lol. Tom

L Milton Hankins

May 30, 2021 at 8:23 AM

I would hope so. He may need them.

John Lawless

May 30, 2021 at 5:10 AM

..."IT'S UP......IT'S GOOD".

L Milton Hankins

May 30, 2021 at 8:23 AM

Okay, okay...John. That's good to know....I think. Thanks for your read.

Jan Allison

May 30, 2021 at 6:23 AM

ha ha ha now no getting cocky with your comments John lol:-) hugs jan xx

Jan Allison

May 30, 2021 at 3:01 AM

ha ha ha that punch line is hilarious, nowt wrong with a good old bawdy limerick. i always put bawdy in the title of mine so people read them knowing the content may be a little risque so i have no clue why the blog hog picks on me, but I will never stop trying to make folk smile. write on Milton:-) hugs Jan xx

L Milton Hankins

May 30, 2021 at 8:22 AM

Thanks so much, Jan. Limericks naturally lend themselves to bawdiness, and the great poets of yesteryear wrote them, too. You do great ones, and I'll never measure up to your inventiveness. Thanks.

David Kavanagh

May 30, 2021 at 1:50 AM

She could launch a thousand ships, was his retractable toy a wooden horse, I’m not sure, your fantastic Limerick Milton has me wondering, all sorts of scenarios, lol cheers David

L Milton Hankins

May 30, 2021 at 8:21 AM

Yes, David, there is quite a double entendre there! Thanks for your read.

She Was a Flirt - Bawdy

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