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She Loves Having Her Oats - Bawdy

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Miss Toe Dipper must have her oats Especially when on huge cruise boats She has them each morning Just as the sun’s dawning When she’s had her fill how she gloats When frolicking out on the ocean They’ll rise up and down with the motion As he reaches ‘top deck’ There’s love bites on her neck These antics soon cause a commotion She quickly puts on her sundress And brushes her hair – it’s a mess She feels all at sea After her quickie The captain demands her address! For Misty thanks for the inspiration love BBXX 08/16/21

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Mark Koplin

Date: 8/21/2021 6:35:00 PM

I’ve never been on a floating incubator

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 8/21/2021 5:46:00 PM

G'day Jan ... those boat cruises could be putting anything in their oats to make their cruise more erotic - thanks again Jan - Lindsay

Rico Leffanta

Date: 8/17/2021 11:52:00 AM

What is it about toes that so attract Brits? Too cold and wet to see enough of them? Enjoyed, Jan! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 8/18/2021 1:09:00 AM

they are useful for dipping them into the sea lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 8/17/2021 2:58:00 AM

Well composed limerick. But I hate oats. Hugs xx

Jan Allison
Date: 8/18/2021 1:08:00 AM

oh I love my porridge lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 8/17/2021 1:16:00 AM

I cannot imagine having "oats" on one of those breakfast "boats" but it is your poem and a dhramned good one!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/18/2021 1:08:00 AM

lol Caren:-) hugs Jan xx

Harry Horsman

Date: 8/16/2021 11:38:00 PM

Yes there is so much more in your Limericks Jan.. love these.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/18/2021 1:08:00 AM

lol Harry my friend loves the poem too which is a bonus!:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/16/2021 2:24:00 PM

Very cleverly done, JaN. Good going with these.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/16/2021 2:35:00 PM

Thanks Andrea:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 8/16/2021 2:20:00 PM

I never saw any of that when i went on a cruise lol Hope everything went okay today Jan. Tom

Rico Leffanta
Date: 8/17/2021 11:51:00 AM

You must not have taken a cruise from Britain to Australia, or you would have learnt where every nook and cranny was . .....

Jan Allison
Date: 8/16/2021 2:34:00 PM

lol Tom:-) hugs Jan xx

Jenna Logan

Date: 8/16/2021 1:56:00 PM

Sounds like this lil filly is not only eating her oats but sowing some wild ones, too! Funny stuff, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/16/2021 2:34:00 PM

She's a lovely friend who loves going on cruises. She encourages me to write poetry and just a chance comment about having porridge bar can lead to a poem like this!:-) hugs jan xx