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She Loves Having Her Oats - Bawdy

Miss Toe Dipper must have her oats
Especially when on huge cruise boats
She has them each morning
Just as the sun’s dawning
When she’s had her fill how she gloats

When frolicking out on the ocean
They’ll rise up and down with the motion
As he reaches ‘top deck’
There’s love bites on her neck
These antics soon cause a commotion

She quickly puts on her sundress
And brushes her hair – it’s a mess
She feels all at sea
After her quickie
The captain demands her address!

For Misty thanks for the inspiration love BBXX

08/16/21

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2021

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Mark Koplin Date: 8/21/2021 6:35:00 PM I’ve never been on a floating incubator Login to Reply

Lindsay Laurie Date: 8/21/2021 5:46:00 PM G'day Jan ... those boat cruises could be putting anything in their oats to make their cruise more erotic - thanks again Jan - Lindsay Login to Reply

Rico Leffanta Date: 8/17/2021 11:52:00 AM What is it about toes that so attract Brits? Too cold and wet to see enough of them? Enjoyed, Jan! Aloha! Rico Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/18/2021 1:09:00 AM they are useful for dipping them into the sea lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Victor Buhagiar Date: 8/17/2021 2:58:00 AM Well composed limerick. But I hate oats. Hugs xx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/18/2021 1:08:00 AM oh I love my porridge lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger Date: 8/17/2021 1:16:00 AM I cannot imagine having "oats" on one of those breakfast "boats" but it is your poem and a dhramned good one! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/18/2021 1:08:00 AM lol Caren:-) hugs Jan xx

Harry Horsman Date: 8/16/2021 11:38:00 PM Yes there is so much more in your Limericks Jan.. love these. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/18/2021 1:08:00 AM lol Harry my friend loves the poem too which is a bonus!:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 8/16/2021 2:24:00 PM Very cleverly done, JaN. Good going with these. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/16/2021 2:35:00 PM Thanks Andrea:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham Date: 8/16/2021 2:20:00 PM I never saw any of that when i went on a cruise lol Hope everything went okay today Jan. Tom Login to Reply Rico Leffanta Date: 8/17/2021 11:51:00 AM You must not have taken a cruise from Britain to Australia, or you would have learnt where every nook and cranny was . ..... Jan Allison Date: 8/16/2021 2:34:00 PM lol Tom:-) hugs Jan xx

Jenna Logan Date: 8/16/2021 1:56:00 PM Sounds like this lil filly is not only eating her oats but sowing some wild ones, too! Funny stuff, Jan. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/16/2021 2:34:00 PM She's a lovely friend who loves going on cruises. She encourages me to write poetry and just a chance comment about having porridge bar can lead to a poem like this!:-) hugs jan xx