She Does Her Toe

She Does Her Toe

Following are my favorite poets and writers:
Robert Frost, Will Rogers and Ogden Nash.
This poem is at least one about the last
one which was so much fun from start
until finally done and also hope you
appreciate my pun I have done.

You could have seen her cute cuticle
All it received was ridiculous ridicule
Calm and collective not loosing cool
Protective coating when in swimming pool.

Through all of the water would slip and slide
And her hairy ugly nail she had to hide
While in water all of her time did abide
Until water from feet had finally dried.

Heard another swimmer wanted to propose
Has such great ability and wherever she goes
Whether it be here or there or to and fro
Instead of flipping finger she does her toe.

James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015


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Date: 8/15/2015 8:33:00 AM
A most entertaining write!
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James Horn
Date: 1/7/2016 7:44:00 AM
Interesting how you are the only one who found it entertaining so far. Afraid it may have beyond many. Haven't heard from you lately. Jim Horn
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James Horn
Date: 8/15/2015 12:15:00 PM
Also thought so myself. Jim Horn
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